New Everton Manager

[Voodoo Billy]

I've been composing a little chant (based on the Velvet Underground classic) in anticipation of the return of the Bisto Kid to Goodison. Can't wait to hear this bouncing back and forth between the Gwladys and Park End on a Saturday evening kick off). It goes something like:

I'm waiting for Fat Sam,
Season ticket in my hand,
Down to Goodison, half past five*,
Feel sick and dirty, more dead than alive,
I'm waiting for Fat Sam.

* apologies for the kick off time but it was the only one that'd fit snugly!

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Sniffed around him before appointing Carlo so this is a real possibility. Think for long term NES might be the one.

We should at least think a bit more modern and get a SNES instead

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Loew would be interesting, but it would have been better to get him five years ago when he still had momentum

he would be something to sniff at.

 

[the_toffees_bosnia]

i'm ready for whoever come next to disappoint me.....its Everton way

 

[Drico]

Is Unai Emery a contender, I wonder?

I can't see Moshiri going for a staid appointment. He likes his showbusiness. Joachim Löw might be glamorous enough for Mosh given that German football coaches are, basically, the current fashion. Scrotum sniffing is a bonus.

Ten Hag might be another swizz appointment.

Either way, give whoever a two-year deal and sack them after one if we are not in Europe after another €200m spent over the summer. Anybody needing time to assess the squad should be told to do one. We haven't got it and it doesn't end well for us if we grant it: all that happens is our coach is poached or fails. Time to short-cut that sorry process as much as possible.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Nuno looking nailed on to Palace so that’s one down. Very few names mentioned id be remotely pleased with.

 

[Eggs]

Just putting it out there about all these links today: none of these people in the media know a bean about who is on our “list,” because we won’t even have one yet.

...I’ve said for a long time that we should always have a list. It should be a standing agenda item in Brands report to the Board every Quarter.

Regardless, perhaps Ancelotti’s departure might not have been as sudden as we think,

 

[polish]

Domenico Tedesco maybe? He's just left Spartak.

 

[Paul Rideout]

Is he available?

Amazing at substitutions and crosses

 

[DanEFC92]

 

[Ant1983]

Yes I remember Leeds having players like Andre Gomes, Bernard, Iwobi and Gylfi in there midfield running down opponents at every opportunity

He’s another serial loser

That’s a strange response. Are you suggesting Leeds had a better squad?

Depends how you define loser. Ancelotti is supposedly one of the best and you finished below Bielsa, so good luck with your next one

 

[nsno-chris]

It’s defo Eddie or Davey

 

[TheBigIguana]

Is Unai Emery a contender, I wonder?

I can't see Moshiri going for a staid appointment. He likes his showbusiness. Joachim Löw might be glamorous enough for Mosh given that German football coaches are, basically, the current fashion. Scrotum sniffing is a bonus.

Ten Hag might be another swizz appointment.

Either way, give whoever a two-year deal and sack them after one if we are not in Europe after another €200m spent over the summer. Anybody needing time to assess the squad should be told to do one. We haven't got it and it doesn't end well for us if we grant it: all that happens is our coach is poached or fails. Time to short-cut that sorry process as much as possible.

Wait we just tried to short-cut it and it was pointless...

 

[jayden28]

It’s defo Eddie or Davey

This the same Eddie that lost 60 odd games in his last 86 premier games.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Thomas Frank