New Everton Stadium

[Yarrgh]

And they've just passed this monstrosity; a zipwire over St Johns Gardens and onto the library. A shocking addition to a WHS.

But where will I fly my kite, walk my dog and moor my small boat when I travel in from north Wales?

- Jeff, concerned resident from West Derby

 

[Yarrgh]

It'll blot out the sun.

#banthesuninliverpool

 

[Yarrgh]

Heard there may be an option to zipwire out of the new stadium during games we are getting battered in.

Trap doors in the home dressing room. Straight into the hungry alligator pit below.

 

[Yarrgh]

The old saying "takes one to know one" springs to mind.

Well newts do like to drink apparently

 

[tommytowne]

Well newts do like to drink apparently

My thinking exactly

 

[Yarrgh]

My thinking exactly

Hic

 

[Kurt.]

Trap doors in the home dressing room. Straight into the hungry alligator pit below.

We should build a platform over the dock and lay some turf on it as our pitch, insert hidden trap doors so when a player is being all Sigurdsson we can drop him into the Mersey

 

[MickA]

Listened to Boris proclaiming that he wasnt going to let "the newt counters" object to planning applications. Didn't we read a year or so ago about some nature scientists saying that some amphibians were at risk if the project went ahead?

The planning application addresses the safe removal of any marine life from the dock.

Basic rule of thumb is so not, ever, listen to Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.

 

[BNJ1878]

The planning application addresses the safe removal of any marine life from the dock.

Basic rule of thumb is so not, ever, listen to Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.

Should be a sticky at the top of the forum.

 

[maccavennie]

Trap doors in the home dressing room. Straight into the hungry alligator pit below.

Got to be a given that hasn't it mate. No point building a modern stadium if you don't have some kind of evil plan to finish off players for poor performances.

Ive heard the underground club lounge will have glass that you can watch this unfold. The Alligators won't be able to see you though as its just a one way mirror. Great way to make some extra dollar from the corporate crowd.

 

[Mikey O]

We should build a platform over the dock and lay some turf on it as our pitch, insert hidden trap doors so when a player is being all Sigurdsson we can drop him into the Mersey

Water-taxi on standby for any failing manager

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Water-taxi on standby for any failing manager

The likes of Allardyce and Koeman will probably float due to the size of their head.

 

[Yarrgh]

Water-taxi on standby for any failing manager

A giant inflatable banana pulled by a motor boat. Splendid way to go.

 

[Yarrgh]

Got to be a given that hasn't it mate. No point building a modern stadium if you don't have some kind of evil plan to finish off players for poor performances.

Ive heard the underground club lounge will have glass that you can watch this unfold. The Alligators won't be able to see you though as its just a one way mirror. Great way to make some extra dollar from the corporate crowd.

Shady mysterious owner on mega yacht ruling the club via his accountant as proxy. Diabolical player disposal methods. Nice Hummel designed henchmen outfits.

Finally, this club is going places.

 

[peteblue]

Crazy to think that this beauty is going to be our new home. We are going to see great times in this place.

That’s the old image I think, this is the one we are getting....