New girl in my life...

[carlos21]

@carlos21 you will like this thread mate

You got any pets.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

It's just occurred to me that this thread may be the catalyst for @chicoazul to start one of his always popular discussions about dogs and danger(s).

 

[chicoazul]

It's just occurred to me that this thread may be the catalyst for @chicoazul to start one of his always popular discussions about dogs and danger(s).

R A R SATAN IS A BIG SOFTY WUDNT ERT A FLY.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

He would have had to replace 'new' with 'first' in the title.

And "girl" with "restraining order"

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

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Oh, those bedroom eyes...

 

[blue to the bone]

You got any pets.

Got a small dog mate

 

[carlos21]

Got a small dog mate

What type.

 

[blue to the bone]

What type.

 

[carlos21]

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Nice mate.

 

[BNJ1878]

Morning.
Got myself a hot new girl in my life.
She's fat.
She's ginger.
She smells.
She makes ridiculous grunting noises with any sort of exercise.
But she's still adorable.
Say hello to Cali everyone...
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When I started reading I thought Giggs had inspired you to be a poet.

Congratulations, she's ace.

Your mates sister is a useless knobhead.

 

[tommye]

Your mates sister is a useless knobhead.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Morning.
Got myself a hot new girl in my life.
She's fat.
She's ginger.
She smells.
She makes ridiculous grunting noises with any sort of exercise.
But she's still adorable.
Say hello to Cali everyone...
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She is a beauty!

 

[bluejohn66]

Nice ?

 

[TowerToffee]

She's fantakka bruv.

I don't wanna tell you how to mind your dog mate, but if I was you I'd take her on a nice walk to Anfield so she can have good, weighty shoite there.

......at least twice every day

 

[ClausThomsen]

Oh, those bedroom eyes...