New Moderator

[Boss_Blue]

It has come to our attention that there is an opening for a new moderator on the wonderful @GrandOldTeam forum.


Anyone who is interested please make your case below - serious applications only please as I will be vetting all applications on behalf of the moderation team.

 

[Boss_Blue]

I would like to formerly apply for the position if possible.

I will run a monthly subscription so that members can gain access to the personal details of all female members (no this doesn't include @ItsOKImAPilot, and anyone that sent him pictures of their cock will be publicly named under my regime). This helps support the running cost of the site and also brings members closer together, until restraining orders force them further apart.

I will also implement a 'Poster Translator' system so that posts that would normally be difficult to understand will automatically be corrected when the post is submitted i.e. When Joey types "Robles is goalkeeper good is he Stekelenburg not good enough, but whatever", will appear as "Robles is utterly crap and I apologise for being wrong again." or Zat types "Really hope we see Lookman get a run out as he has potential to be a star", this will get picked up by the autocorrect and post "I'd love to nestle my face in between his buttocks"

Anyhow, I hope I've submitted a compelling case and look forward to receiving moderator privileges when I return from my ban.

Thank you for your application, Bungle.

I have placed your submission in the 'advanced applicants' pile to be expedited.

 

[larbert toffee]

RIP


rest in pie tin

 

[kev]

I would like to formerly apply for the position if possible.

I will run a monthly subscription so that members can gain access to the personal details of all female members (no this doesn't include @ItsOKImAPilot, and anyone that sent him pictures of their cock will be publicly named under my regime). This helps support the running cost of the site and also brings members closer together, until restraining orders force them further apart.

I will also implement a 'Poster Translator' system so that posts that would normally be difficult to understand will automatically be corrected when the post is submitted i.e. When Joey types "Robles is goalkeeper good is he Stekelenburg not good enough, but whatever", will appear as "Robles is utterly crap and I apologise for being wrong again." or Zat types "Really hope we see Lookman get a run out as he has potential to be a star", this will get picked up by the autocorrect and post "I'd love to nestle my face in between his buttocks"

Anyhow, I hope I've submitted a compelling case and look forward to receiving moderator privileges when I return from my ban.

Sounds good to me.
@Bungle the *'The thinking man's mod'
*For 'thinking man' read anarchic pervert

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Having been asked by numerous posters, I would happily consider such a position.

My natural superiority over you Humans and my velvet head inside an metal helmet would make me the ideal candidate.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Having been asked by numerous posters, I would happily consider such a position.

My natural superiority over you Humans and my velvet head inside an metal helmet would make me the ideal candidate.

I doubt previously banned posters will be considered tbh mate

 

[Lord Buckethead]

I doubt previously banned posters will be considered tbh mate

Quite probably but what's that got to do with me?

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Quite probably but what's that got to do with me?

 

[Lord Buckethead]

 

[Woolly Blue]

I would like to formerly apply for the position if possible.

I will run a monthly subscription so that members can gain access to the personal details of all female members (no this doesn't include @ItsOKImAPilot, and anyone that sent him pictures of their cock will be publicly named under my regime). This helps support the running cost of the site and also brings members closer together, until restraining orders force them further apart.

I will also implement a 'Poster Translator' system so that posts that would normally be difficult to understand will automatically be corrected when the post is submitted i.e. When Joey types "Robles is goalkeeper good is he Stekelenburg not good enough, but whatever", will appear as "Robles is utterly crap and I apologise for being wrong again." or Zat types "Really hope we see Lookman get a run out as he has potential to be a star", this will get picked up by the autocorrect and post "I'd love to nestle my face in between his buttocks"

Anyhow, I hope I've submitted a compelling case and look forward to receiving moderator privileges when I return from my ban.

If it was up to me ...

But it's not.

 

[Efcjake]

Name : King
Experience : 9 years
Qualifications : Over 1000 confirmed kills

I feel I would bring the peoples touch to the moderation team, I would operate a strict no ferret rule and would implement a 3 strikes and your out rule with regards Besic. I would be a fair and just mod and would reduce late night crime in the forum district.

A VOTE FOR GOAT IS A VOTE FOR CHANGE

My platform is the opposite of what's in bold here.

Also, I can cover the night shift.

 

[Efcjake]

**swings in** it would be an immense honor.

My vote.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Oh, by the way, I'd like to nominate @McBain and @Walken as our new moderators. The resulting carnage would be ace, and I'd fully expect one of Walken's first tasks would be to ban me.

 

[Goat]

My platform is the opposite of what's in bold here.

Also, I can cover the night shift.

Are you pro-ferret frandel????

 

[Efcjake]

Are you pro-ferret frandel????

Whoops, too much bolding....

 

[ijjysmith]

Is Chico banned again?