New Name-Maybe

[loosecranks]

Hey, CTj.

How about 'Mackintosh'? (Canadian Toffee, geddit?)

I could have said 'Cuban Lunch', but that may have given Chico ideas.

 

[monty]

How about blind carribou, because you've got no idea:huh:

 

[CanadaToffee]

Dylan - please close this thread so Junior can get some homework done!

 

[Bruce Wayne]

b)

 

[Ct jr.]

Check Mate! b)

 

[Ct jr.]

No junior, you are not a super hero more like a cupcake

At least i have delicious icing! With coloured sprinkles!

 

[monty]

At least i have delicious icing! With coloured sprinkles!

Homework junior, now!

 

[monty]

I've just come across this now, what do you think junior


>>>>MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT ABOVE.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU
>>>>FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS ...
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.


>>>>Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
>>>>silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more
> stressful
>>>>days than not.

>>>>Here is your dose of humour...
>>>>A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>>>>B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
>>>>forward it to friends and family and co-workers.
>>>>Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to
>>>>you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior
> manager
>>>>is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer

>>>>The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain
>>>>Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey,
> in which
>>>>the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

>>>>1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New
>>>>first name:

>>>>a = snickle
>>>>b = doombah
>>>>c = goober
>>>>d = cheesey
>>>>e = crusty
>>>>f = greasy
>>>>g = dumbo
>>>>h = farcus
>>>>i = dorky
>>>>j = doofus
>>>>k = funky
>>>>l = boobie
>>>>m = sleezy
>>>>n = sloopy
>>>>o = fluffy
>>>>p = stinky
>>>>q = slimy
>>>>r = dorfus
>>>>s = snooty
>>>>t = tootsie
>>>>u = dipsy
>>>>v = sneezy
>>>>w = liver
>>>>x = skippy
>>>>y = dinky
>>>>z = zippy

>>>>2.. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
>>>>first half of your new last name:

>>>>a = dippin
>>>>b = feather
>>>>c = batty
>>>>d = burger
>>>>e = chicken
>>>>f = barffy
>>>>g = lizard
>>>>h = waffle
>>>>i = farkle
>>>>j = monkey
>>>>k = flippin
>>>>l = fricken
>>>>m = bubble
>>>>n = rhino
>>>>o = potty
>>>>p = hamster
>>>>q = buckle
>>>>r = gizzard
>>>>s = lickin
>>>>t = snickle
>>>>u = chuckle
>>>>v = pickle
>>>>w = hubble
>>>>x = dingle
>>>>y = gorilla
>>>>z = girdle

>>>>3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the
>>>>second half of your new last name:

>>>>a = butt
>>>>b = boob
>>>>c = face
>>>>d = nose
>>>>e = hump
>>>>f = breath
>>>>g = pants
>>>>h = shorts
>>>>i = lips
>>>>j = honke
>>>>rk = head
>>>>l = tush
>>>>m = chunks
>>>>n = dunkin
>>>>o = brains
>>>>p = biscuits
>>>>q = toes
>>>>r = doodle
>>>>s = fanny
>>>>t = sniffer
>>>>u = sprinkles
>>>>v = frack
>>>>w = squirt
>>>>x = humperdinck
>>>>y = hiney
>>>>z = juice

>>>>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

As you only have two letter in your first name you end up as chuckle dunkin

 

[Dylan]

Hmm, I am now known as Boobie Chickentush according to that.

 

[monty]

Hmm, I am now known as Boobie Chickentush according to that.

I'm Sleezy Pottytush, nice to meet you Boobie

by the way, Chico is Cheesey Pottytush, my sister

 

[Ct jr.]

I'm Sleezy Pottytush, nice to meet you Boobie

by the way, Chico is Cheesey Pottytush, my sister

I am tootsie dippindunkin

 

[monty]

I am tootsie dippindunkin

and daddy?

 

[zero]

I'm Crusty Dippindunkin?!? are we related CT

 

[monty]

I'm Crusty Dippindunkin?!? are we related CT

heck Zero old son, you are the daddy!!!!!!, CT must be told

 

[ricardobee]

I'm goober chickenhump.

catchy.