New Song - Eto'o No.5

[maccavennie]

It's an injustice of the highest order that such quality prose should be tossed aside like a piece of waste paper, you are indeed a bard of the people.

Cheers mate, for some reason i want to open a stall and start selling apples now. Thats what your positive feedback has done for me.

 

[bitter-no-better]

Head shoulders knees and stones knees and stones.

Head shoulders knees eto knees eto

With Ty and geads and nais and kone

Head shoulders knees eto knees eto

 

[orly]

i think Kone should come on to the pitch dressed in a toga, everyone of the team should start kicking him in the shins. then up walks our number 5, pimp coat on - Kone wails

"eto'o, Brutè?'

and the man blasts him in the nads

 

[Librarian]

He's magic, ye know

 

[cduff]

Specially for the Chelski game ...

Allez, Allez, Eto'o
Allez, Allez, Eto'o
Stick it up Mourinho
Allez, Allez, Eto'o

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

we've Eto, we've Eto, we've Eto
we've Eto, we've Eto, we've Etoooo..oooo....

 

[ArtetaMoney]

To the 'Smelly Cat' tune...

Samuel Eto'o, Samuel Eto'ooo
How old really are youuu,
Samuel Eto'o, Samuel Eto'ooo
You're never thirty threeeee.

Where do I get my Brit Award?

 

[gazefc]

tune of the beatles hello goodbye

You say good buy
cos we've got eto'o
eto'o eto'o eto'o!

we all know why you said good buy
we've got eto'o!

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[Raino85]

To the backayoko song
Wooooooooooaaaah samuel eto'o
Wooooooòooooooah samuel eto'o

Thats about as far as iv got

 

[Shibbywiggles]

To the backayoko song
Wooooooooooaaaah samuel eto'o
Wooooooòooooooah samuel eto'o

Thats about as far as iv got

This could actually take off.

 

[Blue_Messi]

Eto'o Eto'o
He rides a ghost train
Eto'o Eto'o
Skating on rocks
Eto'oooooooooo
The elephant whisperer.

 

[GwladysStreetHero]

A little bit of Everton in my life, a little bit of lukaku by my side, a little bit of naismiths all I need.

Can't be bothered with anymore

 

[Blue 1]

 

[Fedlingen]

His english' not good, His english not gooooooooood.
He's Samuel Eto'o, his english' not good!

 

[bag a yoko]

Lu kaku
McCarthy
Etoo
Gareth Barry

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