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New Years Eve

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dan78 said:
On the way home as she caught me looking at the barmaids arse, she is fuming!!
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Had a good night in Cambridge. Cocktails, karaoke and good friends, however, about one o'clock, some nutty bird comes over saying she knows me and pawing me. Wouldn't leave me alone, (dunno why, I'm a greying moron to be honest), so I was polite and humoured her til I could get away. Missus was very unimpressed, and it ruined the night. Now sat in hotel room bathroom typing this. She's still fuming. I don't know what I could've done, apart from telling the nutty girl to do one, but that's not nice is it?. Gonna be a quiet brekky, and a grim train ride back. Bloody nutty girl.
 
Gwlacticos said:
Had a good night in Cambridge. Cocktails, karaoke and good friends, however, about one o'clock, some nutty bird comes over saying she knows me and pawing me. Wouldn't leave me alone, (dunno why, I'm a greying moron to be honest), so I was polite and humoured her til I could get away. Missus was very unimpressed, and it ruined the night. Now sat in hotel room bathroom typing this. She's still fuming. I don't know what I could've done, apart from telling the nutty girl to do one, but that's not nice is it?. Gonna be a quiet brekky, and a grim train ride back. Bloody nutty girl.
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Your missus clearly set it up for a filthy threesome back in the hotel room.

You blew it, big time.
 
Gwlacticos said:
Had a good night in Cambridge. Cocktails, karaoke and good friends, however, about one o'clock, some nutty bird comes over saying she knows me and pawing me. Wouldn't leave me alone, (dunno why, I'm a greying moron to be honest), so I was polite and humoured her til I could get away. Missus was very unimpressed, and it ruined the night. Now sat in hotel room bathroom typing this. She's still fuming. I don't know what I could've done, apart from telling the nutty girl to do one, but that's not nice is it?. Gonna be a quiet brekky, and a grim train ride back. Bloody nutty girl.
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Why was your missus fuming, you passed the test ?.

It's not your fault your a magnet for mad birds.

By the sounds of it you'd have still got the same amount of grief, if you'd given the nutty bird a knee trembler in the bogs.

You know what to do next time ;)
 

COYBL25 said:
Why was your missus fuming, you passed the test ?.

It's not your fault your a magnet for mad birds.

By the sounds of it you'd have still got the same amount of grief, if you'd given the nutty bird a knee trembler in the bogs.

You know what to do next time ;)
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I don't know why she was fuming mate, she's nuttier than the nutty bird. Anyway, I have now apologised and everything is ok. Now about to check out and see if I can get away without paying for breakfast.
 
Gwlacticos said:
Had a good night in Cambridge. Cocktails, karaoke and good friends, however, about one o'clock, some nutty bird comes over saying she knows me and pawing me. Wouldn't leave me alone, (dunno why, I'm a greying moron to be honest), so I was polite and humoured her til I could get away. Missus was very unimpressed, and it ruined the night. Now sat in hotel room bathroom typing this. She's still fuming. I don't know what I could've done, apart from telling the nutty girl to do one, but that's not nice is it?. Gonna be a quiet brekky, and a grim train ride back. Bloody nutty girl.
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I would tell anyone who'd listen that story mate, well in 2017 is yours.
 


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