Hahahahaha. Scottish girls demand excellent frisbee skills in their prospective partners, you stand no chance mate.
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Hahahahaha. Scottish girls demand excellent frisbee skills in their prospective partners, you stand no chance mate.
GhostOfDixie
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Scottish people are like English people who have been kicked out of the respected club.
They can't even get a Scot to play their biggest hero.
GhostOfDixie
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To be honest when I was at Liverpool Uni moons ago I got with a scottish girl called Cara. She was a lot of fun. 
A glass of Iron Bru and a battered Mars bar and I was in.
A glass of Iron Bru and a battered Mars bar and I was in.
I think Sean Connery, Euan McGregor and Gerard Butler didn't want the role mate. They wanted someone who would appease the English so they chose a racist.
Strangely, the Scottish celts are indigenous to the land. Which the English are not, they're a mix of Viking, German and French.
Basically, get off our land.
To be honest when I was at Liverpool Uni moons ago I got with a scottish girl called Cara. She was a lot of fun.
Did she have a think for swastika tattoos and massive male nipples?
GhostOfDixie
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Look mate, Hitler was onto something. We wouldn't have rats swarming this country if he had won. Discipline! Instead of, ah you do what you like and we'll talk about putting in some kind of policy to scare you like an ASBO, but it became a token for a child who had made it in to the early throws of becoming a serial killer.
Then we do [Poor language removed] like hide the identities of killers and allow the notion that some weapon in prison who abuses and murders kids can actually sue someone for trying to slash his throat.
*polishes Hitler Youth knife proudly*
Hahahahaha. Fair enough, we'll lightly paper over the mass genocide mate because he would have revealed who Jon Venables is these days x
GhostOfDixie
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It was that Gerbulls (spell check please)
Get Goebells in MOYLES.
That Taxi Driver is mugging Ghost off, mugged off by a Taxi Driver, you couldnt make it up.
Halewood, you reading this lad?
Halewood, you reading this lad?
GhostOfDixie
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He'll be around soon. Or i'm going to detonate.
Photos of your wife, blown up on the 42 inch plasma, slacks around ankles...
That's his house right now.
That's his house right now.
GhostOfDixie
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voice of experience right there. Only thing FB is good for - looking at mates birds.
Tug tug goes the Taxi Driver.
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