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Player Valuation: £10m
Never dared to believe it before but as each week goes by, the closer they are slipping to relegation. Hope Sunderland and Birmingham can go on a good run now and drag them down further
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Breaking News from Toontown:
Local Council Education Latest:
It has been revealed that Newcastle United fans are being urged to go back to school to familiarise themselves with some basic subjects: Geography, Mathematics and Biology. Whilst it is understood by many that the Toon Army live and breathe Newcastle United these fans were said to be under the illusion that the £16M spent on Michael Owen would generate a lot of O2 (as in Owen, 2) it is now expected to generate a lot of CO2 (as in Championship, Owen 2). The Geography lessons are of course designed to help them navigate to Barnsley, Leicester, Plymouth, Hull.....places where they may expect to receive change from £5 for a pie and a pint!!
No decision has yet been made for the funding for mass Psychiatry services but a spokesman for Samaritans have opened a 24 hour hotline at St. James Park. In addition Oxfam have arranged for a collection point at the ground for discarded replica jerseys to be sent to Africa as well as those deprived parts of Europe which are unlikely to see the real thing for quite some time!
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Local Council Education Latest:
It has been revealed that Newcastle United fans are being urged to go back to school to familiarise themselves with some basic subjects: Geography, Mathematics and Biology. Whilst it is understood by many that the Toon Army live and breathe Newcastle United these fans were said to be under the illusion that the £16M spent on Michael Owen would generate a lot of O2 (as in Owen, 2) it is now expected to generate a lot of CO2 (as in Championship, Owen 2). The Geography lessons are of course designed to help them navigate to Barnsley, Leicester, Plymouth, Hull.....places where they may expect to receive change from £5 for a pie and a pint!!
No decision has yet been made for the funding for mass Psychiatry services but a spokesman for Samaritans have opened a 24 hour hotline at St. James Park. In addition Oxfam have arranged for a collection point at the ground for discarded replica jerseys to be sent to Africa as well as those deprived parts of Europe which are unlikely to see the real thing for quite some time!
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