Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[kenada_blue]

All their fans on Twitter, claiming the Premier League are set for a court case that could bankrupt them if they deny this takeover.

Unreal stuff. They've got zero connection with reality this lot.

I like how we've kept track of all this.

Going from:
"It's fine. It'll be done tomorrow"
"It's still fine. Just waiting"

To:
"Media has an agenda to stop it. It's fine though"
"Stop being negative"

Ending up at heads falling off:
"Panic! The PL is corrupt. This is out of order"

 

[kenada_blue]

Can you just imagine the Anonymous- Stephen Hawkings digitised voice thing? "Why aye, we are Anonymous. Premier League, we have found you guilty of violating the human rights of the Saudi dictator's wealth investment vehicle. We demand justice. And Cans."

To be fair to the Anonymous lads (and lasses), if they can take a little time away from civil rights campaigns and exposing corruption and wrong doing to investigate this relatively trivial matter of making a few toon fans happy for 5 minutes before they get annoyed again, that'd be great.

To be fair, Anonymous would start pulling red flags on the Saudi's rather than the PL

 

[Chris O'Connor]

I like how we've kept track of all this.

Going from:
"It's fine. It'll be done tomorrow"
"It's still fine. Just waiting"

To:
"Media has an agenda to stop it. It's fine though"
"Stop being negative"

Ending up at heads falling off:
"Panic! The PL is corrupt. This is out of order"

I think it's brilliant the way they have been kept waiting, apparently according to some sources, mostly fans of, or with Newcastle affiliations, the 'other' consortium can't make any move at all while the premier league carry on looking at whether these new propective Saudi owners pass the 'fit or unfit for office' test.

Keep them waiting, it's already massively affecting their ability to compete in the transfer market, whether or not the accept or reject them.

The longer the wait the funnier it gets

 

[Yarrgh]

I like how we've kept track of all this.

Going from:
"It's fine. It'll be done tomorrow"
"It's still fine. Just waiting"

To:
"Media has an agenda to stop it. It's fine though"
"Stop being negative"

Ending up at heads falling off:
"Panic! The PL is corrupt. This is out of order"

It's like a text book case study in the psychological response to rejection/ loss.

But stretched out in slow motion.

 

[Connor]

lol

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Morning Toff Toffs. Bad Boi Daz is NOT happy and he is NOT shy of making his feelings known ... with devastating consequences:



Oi premier league! You have NO right to deny us what we want. The list is as follows:
1) horses
2) greggs vouchers
3) free tit tattoos for all men over 16 stone
These are our basic living essentials. Our fundamental human rights. Help for geordies!
lol lol lol 3 smiler daz, you fetid cave creature. Really like you going in hard with the ‘Newcastle fans lives matter’ line. Doesn’t roll off the tongue that well but I’m all about substance over style.
You really need to up your hashtag game though but I do like the spelling of #nufctakover. Showing promise and I hope to see you again in the future. Peace out.

 

[kenada_blue]

lol

This is...they don't have to tell the fans anything.

 

[Yarrgh]

Morning Toff Toffs. Bad Boi Daz is NOT happy and he is NOT shy of making his feelings known ... with devastating consequences:



Oi premier league! You have NO right to deny us what we want. The list is as follows:
1) horses
2) greggs vouchers
3) free tit tattoos for all men over 16 stone
These are our basic living essentials. Our fundamental human rights. Help for geordies!
lol lol lol 3 smiler daz, you fetid cave creature. Really like you going in hard with the ‘Newcastle fans lives matter’ line. Doesn’t roll off the tongue that well but I’m all about substance over style.
You really need to up your hashtag game though but I do like the spelling of #nufctakover. Showing promise and I hope to see you again in the future. Peace out.

That's quite the manifesto. Excep' ya missed oot #4: the right to bear cans.

Had to double check that spelling of bear! But the right to bear cans could sound like someone demanding many varieties of bacon. Which maybe should be a right.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

That's quite the manifesto. Excep' ya missed oot #4: the right to bear cans.

Had to double check that spelling of bear! But the right to bear cans could sound like someone demanding many varieties of bacon. Which maybe should be a right.

Ffs. I wanted a 4th as well.

 

[catcherintherye]

lol

Its called an NDA. They are quite common.

(I've actually had dealings with Ashley's people, but because of NDAs you obviously cant comment on it).

 

[COYBL25]

Its called an NDA. They are quite common.

(I've actually had dealings with Ashley's people, but because of NDAs you obviously cant comment on it).

Newcastle Daft Arses ?

 

[Yarrgh]

Its called an NDA. They are quite common.

(I've actually had dealings with Ashley's people, but because of NDAs you obviously cant comment on it).

Also you can't remember much after spewing in the fireplace after the 20th tequila slammer... Still not drunk enough to put a bid in for Newcastle though!

 

[COYBL25]

Looks like Paulie isn’t happy, as he’s rounding up the Wallsend Massive again.

Here he is, resplendent in a pair of sunglasses he won on the fair and showing off his lovely webbed 3 fingered hands.

 

[jaycee]

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Paulie isn’t happy, as he’s rounding up the Wallsend Massive.

Here he is, resplendent in a pair of sunglasses he won on the fair and showing off his lovely webbed 3 fingered hands.

Leave him alone you bully,Paulie is hitting the big time soon, " the funky coal medina",bringing jawdee jumpers and bangin brown ale boom to the US,direct from the Sports Direct arena

 

[number4.]

It's the NUFC lads with the Saudi Flag & some Arabic in their twitter bio, arguing that this is nothing to do with sports washing that really get me