Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[Yarrgh]

While we eagerly await the imminent news, I think we should play a game, it’s called “name the Newcastle managers who were better than Rafael Benitez”. Feel free to add to the list.

Kevin Keegan
Bobby Robson
Ruud Gullit
Kenny Dalglish
Chris Hughton
Alan Pardew
Steve Bruce

John Bar... maybe not.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

This loon is comparing it to the Jarrow march

My great uncle was a Jarrow Crusader who marched for fair pay and working conditions. I'm sure, however, if he was to be offered the chance to do it all over again in support of a brutal theocracy taking over a middling premier league team he would leap at it.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

My great uncle was a Jarrow Crusader who marched for fair pay and working conditions. I'm sure, however, if he was to be offered the chance to do it all over again in support of a brutal theocracy taking over a middling premier league team he would leap at it.

He should have driven there as well to get the point across quicker. Could have done about 20 marches in the time they did 1

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

He should have driven there as well to get the point across quicker. Could have done about 20 marches in the time they did 1

How foolish the Durham coal mining communities must have felt when this was pointed out to them.

 

[Yarrgh]

Ahhhhh *yawn *stretch *sips coffee *types #nufctakeover into Twitter ... Good lord
Hot Head Jeff two foots in. He wants action and he wants it NOW. For many years he has been working on his plan and it’s finally coming to fruition... with potentially devastating consequences...

Those BLM lot are thick as mince. Walking around, pulling down statues. They could increase their productivity by 10 if they used some form of motor vehicle. Not that I’d be suggesting that to them mind, those are #OUR statues!!
lollollollollol 5 smiler ladies and gents. 5 smiler! Everything about this is poetry Jeff, you fiery caveman. It’s just perfect. I LOVE it!

Talking about BLM and their insane lust for pulling down statues that represent aspects of life that are now clearly repellent, I hope that Grey's Monument is safe as I quite like the Earl Grey statue. I hope he wasn't a slave owner/ profiteer.

Wikipedia says as PM he oversaw the abolishment of slavery! And he had 16 kids the horny swine. All that tea! Nae time fur cans that canny lad - he scored more times than Joelinton!

I wonder what he'd say about this takeover? Probably stick the kettle on and get your knickers off! Earl Grey is now my favourite Geordie. Who is yours?

 

[royalblue66]

That's a body blow

 

[Yarrgh]

That's a body blow

Did they furlough him for the last few months?

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Talking about BLM and their insane lust for pulling down statues that represent aspects of life that are now clearly repellent, I hope that Grey's Monument is safe as I quite like the Earl Grey statue. I hope he wasn't a slave owner/ profiteer.

Wikipedia says as PM he oversaw the abolishment of slavery! And he had 16 kids the horny swine. All that tea! Nae time fur cans that canny lad - he scored more times than Joelinton!

I wonder what he'd say about this takeover? Probably stick the kettle on and get your knickers off! Earl Grey is now my favourite Geordie. Who is yours?

Spuggy

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Talking about BLM and their insane lust for pulling down statues that represent aspects of life that are now clearly repellent, I hope that Grey's Monument is safe as I quite like the Earl Grey statue. I hope he wasn't a slave owner/ profiteer.

It’s not safe from me mate. I’m gonna pull it down this evening if anyone fancies it.
My favourite Geordie is a guy I know, who we found a YouTube vid of him pissing down some stairs at a houseparty where he knew no one with a balloon tied round his arm. He has no recollection of this party or the people who put up the vid. One of our mates found it by accident one day.

 

[COYBL25]

Talking about BLM and their insane lust for pulling down statues that represent aspects of life that are now clearly repellent, I hope that Grey's Monument is safe as I quite like the Earl Grey statue. I hope he wasn't a slave owner/ profiteer.

Wikipedia says as PM he oversaw the abolishment of slavery! And he had 16 kids the horny swine. All that tea! Nae time fur cans that canny lad - he scored more times than Joelinton!

I wonder what he'd say about this takeover? Probably stick the kettle on and get your knickers off! Earl Grey is now my favourite Geordie. Who is yours?

I’ve got to admit that I’m developing a real soft spot for Mr Belta.

I mean look at this classic.

He’s managed to combine Burberry and Greyhounds, a homo erotic David Ginola, Jimmy Nail as Spender, Gaza having an orgasm, whilst wor Cheryl looks on, Kevin Keegan giving the nod of approval, as he feeds a Staffie a Greggs pastie, whilst Raffa screams for him to stop, as it was his pastie and he’s reet hungry.

All against a back drop of a Greggs Steak Bake and dressed in a rather fetching black and white blazer.

Respect.

 

[Yarrgh]

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I’ve got to admit that I’m developing a real soft spot for Mr Belta.

I mean look at this classic.

He’s managed to combine Burberry and Greyhounds, a homo erotic David Ginola, Jimmy Nail as Spender, Gaza having an orgasm, whilst wor Cheryl looks on, Kevin Keegan giving the nod of approval, as he feeds a Staffie a Greggs pastie, whilst Raffa screams for him to stop, as it was his pastie and he’s reet hungry.

All against a back drop of a Greggs Steak Bake and dressed in a rather fetching black and white blazer.

Respect.

I actually think Rafael is showing what he'd do to Amanda Staveley! Naughty Rafael!

 

[MikeH72]

I hope a statue will be built of Sir Mike to mark his 20th anniversary at the club.

 

[COYBL25]

I hope a statue will be built of Sir Mike to mark his 20th anniversary at the club.

I`ll gladly donate, where do I sign ?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I hope a statue will be built of Sir Mike to mark his 20th anniversary at the club.

The true angel of the north

 

[Toast]

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I’ve got to admit that I’m developing a real soft spot for Mr Belta.

I mean look at this classic.

He’s managed to combine Burberry and Greyhounds, a homo erotic David Ginola, Jimmy Nail as Spender, Gaza having an orgasm, whilst wor Cheryl looks on, Kevin Keegan giving the nod of approval, as he feeds a Staffie a Greggs pastie, whilst Raffa screams for him to stop, as it was his pastie and he’s reet hungry.

All against a back drop of a Greggs Steak Bake and dressed in a rather fetching black and white blazer.

Respect.

That’s Jimmy Nail as Oz in Auf Weidershen Pet.
Spender was smarter and drove a boss Cosworth.