Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[Yarrgh]

Imagine how many champions leagues Bruce would’ve won had he’d managed the same teams as Rafael. What a waste and all because his name isn’t “cool” or “continental”

Zero. He's ok but not got that little something extra. But you never know. He's not as brittle as Benitez so you may well have a point.

 

[MikeH72]

Afternoon lads. That Bruce fella has improved them hasn’t he?

 

[COYBL25]

Afternoon lads. That Bruce fella has improved them hasn’t he?

Doesn’t get them like Raffa though lol

 

[jaycee]

William wallace must be terrified,Paulie has sounded the battle cry,"SOSIDGE ROLLS FER MY MEN,WE WADDLE AT AROUND DINNER TIME"

 

[MikeH72]

Doesn’t get them like Raffa though lol

Doesn’t know all the dog whistles does he, doesn’t make a martyr out of himself by acting all hard done by to get the fans to feel sorry for him and rally against the owners. Just gets on with the job.

 

[CyberPunk]

Is this still going ahead? The zillionaire buyout?

 

[toffeejack]

Who’s gonna be first to get there new Andy Carroll t-shirt?



Looks like a bearded sumo wrestler spewing on a number plate.

Sumo wrestler was what i thought too

 

[Brendan Janus]

Bruce is a dinosaur ! He's in the same category as Pardew, Allardyce, McLaren, McArthy, etc !!

 

[Toast]

Bruce is a dinosaur ! He's in the same category as Pardew, Allardyce, McLaren, McArthy, etc !!

He’s kept that side up comfortably.
Surely that was his mission ?

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Bruce had a good 1st season or so at Sunderland then it went tits up.

I imagine they'll slide next season.

 

[Yarrgh]

Doesn’t get them like Raffa though lol

He doesn't even seem to want to yoyo them between the premier league and championship whilst moaning about no support from Big Mike. Rubbish! Get Rafael back now!

 

[Yarrgh]

Is this still going ahead? The zillionaire buyout?

Next week mate. #cans

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Good afternoon Top Toffees! I’d like you all to meet my good friend, Reverend Winston. He is a champion of social justice and will do EVERYTHING in his power to fight for what is right. Often with devastating consequences...

... ... well ... erm... Jesus. Woah sorry Winston just seen your bio:
‘If you want to embrace the future, simply clasp your hands & commit yourself to JESUS CHRIST.’
Im not sure how true this is, but Winston has apparently gone back to the original scriptures and has reworked the 10 commandments after he found many mistakes in the translation.
They now read as follows:
1) thy shalt smell of stale sweat
2) thy shalt smite the demon horses
3) thy shalt NOT covet thy neighbours sausage and bean melt
4)thy shalt NOT like people with a different skin colour to that of purist jaundice
5) thy shalt have thy breasts decorated with the sacred letters and badly drawn magpie
6) thy shalt NOT exercise
7)thy shalt NOT worship thy fireplaces
8) When visiting thy Bigg Market, thy shalt bathe in a bath of Joop
9)thy shalt consider thyselves to be special in the eyes of the lord
10) thy shalt talk [Poor language removed]
lollollollol Crikey Winston, a four smiler you cheeky bible bashing, pork face loon. I could write a book about this. I just love what you’ve done here. NUFC>NHS>BLM lol you crazy rascal

 

[Yarrgh]

Bruce had a good 1st season or so at Sunderland then it went tits up.

I imagine they'll slide next season.

But tits up at Newcastle it means that the male fans are floating in the Tyne.

 

[MikeH72]

Bruce is a dinosaur ! He's in the same category as Pardew, Allardyce, McLaren, McArthy, Benitez etc !!

Fixed.