Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[Disgruntledgoat]

No wonder Paulie had been quiet,he died,fortunately his re-animated corpse is back and as funny as ever

Give me money!!!!

 

[catcherintherye]

I'm sure that one day he will sell them, but until then he's going to bleed them dry and they are going to lose their minds over it

Thankfully for them I expect Bruce to keep them ticking over, even without much investment

If he leaves though then they're going to be in trouble. He's kind of worked miracles there with that squad

I sense Ashley may have actually needed to sell this time, with his empire crumbling. There will be no more investment from him.

 

[catcherintherye]

INDEFINITELY

Newcastle's £300m Saudi takeover 'stalls indefinitely'

Newcastle are planning for next season under Mike Ashley and Steve Bruce amid growing doubts over proposed £300m takeover.

www.dailymail.co.uk

How would they describe the last 18 weeks, if not "stalling indefinately". As many of us said from the start, this was always complete fantasy. As will the Leeds takeover be if/when they start building that one up.

 

[Yarrgh]

Week 18 then. Getting very bored of this now.

It's got us through the first wave of the pandemic. It'll get us through the second...

 

[Yarrgh]

No wonder Paulie had been quiet,he died,fortunately his re-animated corpse is back and as funny as ever

Looking rough there is wor Poorlie Belta. Get well soon lad.

 

[MikeH72]

No wonder Paulie had been quiet,he died,fortunately his re-animated corpse is back and as funny as ever

Michael Stipe isn’t looking too well these days is he.

 

[jaycee]

Right am off on holiday,thats the sun screen packed,throw some condoms in,just check I have everything,WHOOOAAAA,nearly forgot the Ashley out signs,bet the burds will love this

 

[KaiserEFC]

Right am off on holiday,thats the sun screen packed,throw some condoms in,just check I have everything,WHOOOAAAA,nearly forgot the Ashley out signs,bet the burds will love this

When I’m enjoying myself on holiday I tend to forget about the crap poorly run football club I support because you know, I have a life. And if I wanted to pull some locals (because you would if you’ve had to put up with howling Geordie tramps your whole life) I probably wouldn’t wear a Newcastle shirt and only drink Newky Brown. 0/10 for our Matt, please re-take lesson.

 

[jaycee]

When I’m enjoying myself on holiday I tend to forget about the crap poorly run football club I support because I you know, have a life. And if I wanted to pull some locals (because you would if you’ve had to put up with howling Geordie tramps your whole life) I probably wouldn’t wear a Newcastle shirt and only drink Newky Brown. 0/10 for our Matt, please re-take lesson.

2 lots of bellends you can rely on to over do the accent and wear footie shirts, also happen to be the two most deluded set of flumps you dont want at the hotel your at

 

[KaiserEFC]

2 lots of bellends you can rely on to over do the accent and wear footie shirts, also happen to be the two most deluded set of flumps you dont want at the hotel your at

Also the two most likely sets to cause trouble and end up getting kneecapped by the Russian Mafia who run the chlamydia filled resort they’re staying at

 

[DrEFC]

Right am off on holiday,thats the sun screen packed,throw some condoms in,just check I have everything,WHOOOAAAA,nearly forgot the Ashley out signs,bet the burds will love this

This thread is helping me understand their affinity for the RS. Cringy bellwiffs.

 

[KaiserEFC]

This thread is helping me understand their affinity for the RS. Cringy bellwiffs.

I’m no fan of social media, I think it highlights the worst in people but I admit it’s probably a good place for football fans to discuss football. However when you have the amount of dangers in your fanbase that Newcastle and Liverpool have and end up with grown men and potentially fathers posting the sort of attention seeking garrulous nonsense they do, then I start thinking of humanity’s impending extinction as a positive thing.

 

[COYBL25]

No wonder Paulie had been quiet,he died,fortunately his re-animated corpse is back and as funny as ever

Oh dear, Crack Cocaine has finally made it to the North East.

Won’t be long now before Paulie finds his way onto Shiel Road giving gummy sucks out for a Big Mac meal.

 

[jaycee]

Oh dear, Crack Cocaine has finally made it to the North East.

Won’t be long now before Paulie finds his way onto Shiel Road giving gummy sucks out for a Big Mac meal.

Greggs sosidge roll

 

[Connor]

These lads surpassed us yet? No?