Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[jaycee]

Check the comments on any recent tweet from the premier league for your answer.

Its like an alternative reality on Jawdee twitter,one of them thinks the PL lost a billion by being corrupt and not allowing the takeover,I was tempted to ask how but thought better of it

 

[jaycee]

RIP Pet

 

[JimmyJeffers]

RIP Pet

The guy who got done for this said he had the scarf covering his face cos of toothache lol

 

[JimmyJeffers]

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lol

 

[Yarrgh]

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lol

By Ogun's beard how I laughed at this.

 

[TangerineToffee]

Meanwhile in other news Newcastle have lost another pre season friendly. This time to local rivals Hartlepools United 8-0 When asked about the teams chances in the new Premier league season Steve Bruce asked the sniggering pressmen if anybody knew where the local Dona kebab shop was located.

 

[jaycee]

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lol

Imagine that being your legacy,you chinned a horse while wearing a gravy stained Toon top

 

[MikeH72]

Meanwhile in other news Newcastle have lost another pre season friendly. This time to local rivals Hartlepools United 8-0 When asked about the teams chances in the new Premier league season Steve Bruce asked the sniggering pressmen if anybody knew where the local Dona kebab shop was located.

They did actually lose 1-0 to Stoke yesterday.

 

[Kenshin]

Seems they are signing Bournemouth players as the tactic to get higher up the league next season.

Side point, Fraser is an absolute tit of the highest order. Refusing to play for Bournemouth when he could have helped keep them up is horrible for a player to do after 7 years at the club.

 

[jaycee]

What?

 

[Lord Buckethead]

The guy who got done for this said he had the scarf covering his face cos of toothache lol

I bet he's refusing to wear a face covering now, the lager-fueled gammon-faced nerk.
He'll be off guarding statues somewhere.

 

[COYBL25]

Here we go again folks, Monday morning on the Toon watch and with Messi deciding to stay at Barcelona, they switched their attention to the prolific striker, Callum Wilson, who apparently was always target number 2 after Messi.

Lets hope that Callum`s one goal in every five games can stave off any thoughts of relegation.

 

[Yarrgh]

lol Possible blag/ wind-up account but very funny and seems to have plenty of toon fans following him.

It is with a very very heavy heart that I have to point out that Sango is the god of thunder and lightnings.

Ogun is the god of iron, fire, hunting, agriculture and war.

Either this is a blag account or his divination of the signs may be wrong. Ogun = god of iron = irons = west ham = PIF takover of West Ham. Obvious init?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

It is with a very very heavy heart that I have to point out that Sango is the god of thunder and lightnings.

Ogun is the god of iron, fire, hunting, agriculture and war.

Either this is a blag account or his divination of the signs may be wrong. Ogun = god of iron = irons = west ham = PIF takover of West Ham. Obvious init?

I read that OGUN was many different gods.
Here is a picture of him about to do battle with Richard Keys

 

[Yarrgh]

I read that OGUN was many different gods.
Here is a picture of him about to do battle with Richard Keys
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Ahh Richard Keys the Gorilla God.