We're infested with something alright - gash players for a start
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Newcastle Utd (and Viz)
- Thread starter Del-boy
- Start date
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
The slowest moving infestation known to mankind.
go punch a horse, see how you feel..
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
He needs investigating at this point, bet they’ll pay about £20m for him.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Might have to start smaller and gradually work my way up. Does anyone have a timid dormouse that needs a flick behind the ears?
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
BATTER A TURTLE LAD!
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
No way, they're bloody ninjas them
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
I reckon the giraffe is the headline slot in any humano-animal fighting tournament.
Give me a rhino any day of the week.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Tiger shark for me. On land though. My game my rules
’kin Rhino stomps all over that shiz . Get real JJ.
EverTheOptimist
Player Valuation: £8m
Be great to see a Petro Dollar team get relegated and most of all the team owned by the heinous despicable MBS.
Howe is a weird choice as the Manager, he was clueless at sorting out a defence for Bournemouth, Newcastle's defence is even worse.
I did read no PL teams will do business with them in January, seems to be a collective agreement between the clubs.
Howe is a weird choice as the Manager, he was clueless at sorting out a defence for Bournemouth, Newcastle's defence is even worse.
I did read no PL teams will do business with them in January, seems to be a collective agreement between the clubs.
Couldn’t even get it done against a hippo.