Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Yous horrors saying there's no reet cannee lasses in Toon?

Try the Big Market on a Friday night. Top class. Me and my man @ForeverBlue92 would have a field day up there.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Yous horrors saying there's no reet cannee lasses in Toon?

Try the Big Market on a Friday night. Top class. Me and my man @ForeverBlue92 would have a field day up there.

Now you're talking boss.

Some loose fanny round there.

 

[COYBL25]

Yous horrors saying there's no reet cannee lasses in Toon?

Try the Big Market on a Friday night. Top class. Me and my man @ForeverBlue92 would have a field day up there.

Spent half an hour there and was that frightened , I got a taxi straight back to Jesmond.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Spent half an hour there and was that frightened , I got a taxi straight back to Jesmond.

You should have stuck around, it's amazing fun.

Only place I've been threatened by a woman because she feels like a fight. Asked me if I had a problem with her. Yknow, coked / beered up nob head lad style. I backed off to a kebab shop.

She got her fight, started on some other lad in the Taxi queue. She won.

 

[COYBL25]

You should have stuck around, it's amazing fun.

Only place I've been threatened by a woman because she feels like a fight. Asked me if I had a problem with her. Yknow, coked / beered up nob head lad style. I backed off to a kebab shop.

She got her fight, started on some other lad in the Taxi queue. She won.

LOL.

One of the lads, I was with, got smacked and lost a tooth, for singing Everton songs, whilst queuing to get into a bar. ( he was very drunk )

Another lad, who is ex forces, almost got mullered by a couple of bouncers, at another bar, for raising objections to not being allowed into their bar, due to his regimental tattoos.

It`s a truly frightening place.

The only place, that I have been to, that even comes remotely close, is Silver Street in Doncaster town centre.

All these Eastern European lads, in stonewash jeans and arctic white baseball boots, prowling the area, like modern day highway men, robbing drunks and molesting women.

Didn`t even spend half an hour there !

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

LOL.

One of the lads, I was with, got smacked and lost a tooth, for singing Everton songs, whilst queuing to get into a bar. ( he was very drunk )

Another lad, who is ex forces, almost got mullered by a couple of bouncers, at another bar, for raising objections to not being allowed into their bar, due to his regimental tattoos.

It`s a truly frightening place.

The only place, that I have been to, that even comes remotely close, is Silver Street in Doncaster town centre.

All these Eastern European lads, in stonewash jeans and arctic white baseball boots, prowling the area, like modern day highway men, robbing drunks and molesting women.

Didn`t even spend half an hour there !

I could 100% see the inspiration for Viz whilst there.

Edit: Newcastle not Doncaster. Glad I'm older and more boring now, so I'm not of the mindset that it's fun to go out boozing in random and often edgy places.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

100 times better than a Scouse or Brummie accent though

Scouse accent on a girl is charming, love it. Brummie, less so.

On a side note, I appear to have dated the only reasonably sane geordie back in the mid 2000's. A trainee engineer, lovely girl, couldn't understand half the stuff she was telling me but she could drink like a champ and was quality company on a night out.

One of them, another dimension - one with real time subtitles - and we might have worked out.

 

[COYBL25]

I could 100% see the inspiration for Viz whilst there.

Edit: Newcastle not Doncaster. Glad I'm older and more boring now, so I'm not of the mindset that it's fun to go out boozing in random and often edgy places.

Leeds city centre, is another place you really have to have your wits about you too.

They seem to hate everyone in equal measure.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Leeds city centre, is another place you really have to have your wits about you too.

They seem to hate everyone in equal measure.

I'll see your Leeds and raise you a Blackpool, when the hen nights are out.

 

[COYBL25]

I'll see your Leeds and raise you a Blackpool, when the hen nights are out.

LOL.

The best pub /club fight, I ever saw was in Blackpool.

A load of Leeds fans kicked off big time, inside the massive bar, underneath the Tower.

What they didn`t know, was that every single one of the bouncers, was very obviously martial arts trained.

It was like watching a load of pissed up, BNP meatheads, trying to fight with 20/30 Mr Smith`s from the Matrix.

I didn`t see a single bouncer throw a punch, it was all blocks, holds and arms/wrists being snapped in locks.

When it was all over and the police had taken the mangled meatheads away, the whole place stood and gave the bouncers a round of applause lol

 

[GoodisonRoadSupperBarWool]

Can’t wait for them to go tits up, mutants.

 

[Chewbacca]

Best pub fight ever was two 75 year old women in tracksuits fighting over a 75 year old bloke* with one tooth in the Black Garter. For the adventurou, this is the city centre’s worst bar and is not in the Bigg Market. It’s in the wall of the Grainger Market and has a 6am porters licence despite there not being market porters any longer. It does however often have a queue of alkies waiting to get on the £1.50 Carling

*In hindsight, these may have been 38 year old druggies

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Black Garter.

Lol.
I saw a queue outside there when the lockdown restrictions ended. Shuts at 9 as everyone is too pissed. Totally insane bar

 

[COYBL25]

Best pub fight ever was two 75 year old women in tracksuits fighting over a 75 year old bloke* with one tooth in the Black Garter. For the adventurou, this is the city centre’s worst bar and is not in the Bigg Market. It’s in the wall of the Grainger Market and has a 6am porters licence despite there not being market porters any longer. It does however often have a queue of alkies waiting to get on the £1.50 Carling

*In hindsight, these may have been 38 year old druggies

There`s pubs like that in Glasgow.

No windows and open at about 6am lol

 

[Lobster Johnson]

It was like watching a load of pissed up, BNP meatheads, trying to fight with 20/30 Mr Smith`s from the Matrix.

I totally misread this and imagined the clientele of popular wool nightspot Mr. Smiths.