Newspaper stories to make us laugh...
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Sorry, I don't have an English version of that piece of news. A few years ago, two robbers broke into a store in Istanbul, Turkey, but they found out that there was not much money in the checkout, they replaced the owner and started to sell goods as if they were owner of the store and ran away with the cash as soon as they thought the cash was enough.
summerisle
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summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Methuselah
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Wish I had taken a photocopy at the time. Back in the 1970's, we had a guy came to work with us who had worked in Nigeria for several years. He brought in a cutting from the Lagos newspaper at the time, it was a report on a Nigerian society wedding. The article ended: 'The marriage was consummated by the Bishop in front of the large congregation'.
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canuckblue
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That should be included in every job description and help-wanted ad these days.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
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