Newspaper stories to make us laugh...

[summerisle]

Won't somebody think of the tortoises.

 

[summerisle]

lol

 

[canuckblue]

lol

That's one way to get it to swell......

 

[summerisle]

Aah, so that's it.

 

[summerisle]

Getting even more weird.

 

[TowerToffee]

lol lol lol a very understanding missus

 

[JammyP]

Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device

Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device

Australian Dr Daniel Reardon ended up in hospital after inserting magnets in his nostrils while building a necklace that warns you when you touch your face

www.theguardian.com

 

[tonyhorne]

lol lol lol a very understanding missus

Is it OK to keep putting other members of the family in the boot though?

 

[summerisle]

I, for one, welcome our new alligator overlords.new

 

[ste d' indica]

Man accidentally ejects himself from fighter jet during surprise flight

Sixty-four-year-old lands in field after grabbing ejection handle to steady himself, French air investigators find

www.theguardian.com

No mention of the state of his kecks but i could hazard a guess.

 

[summerisle]

You don't say.

 

[summerisle]

 

[Grinch]

Do yourself a favor and google your birthday and Florida man such as, "April 25th Florida man arrested". Here is a good one

A Florida man was rescued after trying to ride a hamster ball to the Bahamas

A Florida man was rescued last weekend by the U. S. Coast Guard after trying to ride a hamster ball, or inflatable bubble, to the...

www.orlandoweekly.com

 

[wm02]

Do yourself a favor and google your birthday and Florida man such as, "April 25th Florida man arrested". Here is a good one

A Florida man was rescued after trying to ride a hamster ball to the Bahamas

A Florida man was rescued last weekend by the U. S. Coast Guard after trying to ride a hamster ball, or inflatable bubble, to the...

www.orlandoweekly.com

If riding a hamster ball to the Bahamas is wrong, I don’t want to be right

 

[summerisle]