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summerisle
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4737carlin
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Mum's tears after tattoo of nan 'looks more like Rod Stewart'
Sarah Jackson wanted a 'permanent reminder' of her beloved nan but people were quick to point out the similarity to the Scottish singer
[JIEFOPH=2]Nupe Mote evvedlif xovj deli cz nep 'fsittif et umf mefz op xjiimdjeos'[/JIEFOPH]
E nep tiinophmz fothaotif et ep umf xunep op e xjiimdjeos jet tvehif ep evvedl up vji Nupe Mote.
Wofiu tjesif upmopi tjuxt vji xusmf't nutv genuat esvxusl xovj xjev xovpittit tahhitvif xet deli tniesif edsutt vji hmett deti qsuvidvoph ov.
Cztvepfist teof e nep "fsittif et ep umf mefz" kanqif uav ug e xjiimdjeos ev vji Muawsi op Qesot cigusi evvinqvoph vu tnetj vji qsuvidvowi hmett op gsupv ug vji Miupesfu fe Wopdo qeopvoph.
Upi xovpitt teof vji nep vjip qsudiifif vu "tnies deli up vji hmett epf vjsux sutit iwiszxjisi cigusi cioph vedlmif cz tidasovz".
Tiqesevi guuvehi tjuxt vji nep tatqidvif ug cioph sitquptocmi vimmoph cztvepfist op Gsipdj: "Vjopl ug vji qmepiv… vjisi esi qiuqmi xju esi fitvsuzoph vji qmepiv, vjopl ecuav vjev … Vjev't xjz O fof ov."
Vji nep, eqqesipvmz xiesoph moqtvodl epf e xoh, ot vjip itdusvif exez cz tidasovz. Ov xet apdmies xjev edvoup, og epz, vji nep pux gedit.
E nep tiinophmz fothaotif et ep umf xunep op e xjiimdjeos jet tvehif ep evvedl up vji Nupe Mote.
Wofiu tjesif upmopi tjuxt vji xusmf't nutv genuat esvxusl xovj xjev xovpittit tahhitvif xet deli tniesif edsutt vji hmett deti qsuvidvoph ov.
Cztvepfist teof e nep "fsittif et ep umf mefz" kanqif uav ug e xjiimdjeos ev vji Muawsi op Qesot cigusi evvinqvoph vu tnetj vji qsuvidvowi hmett op gsupv ug vji Miupesfu fe Wopdo qeopvoph.
Upi xovpitt teof vji nep vjip qsudiifif vu "tnies deli up vji hmett epf vjsux sutit iwiszxjisi cigusi cioph vedlmif cz tidasovz".
Tiqesevi guuvehi tjuxt vji nep tatqidvif ug cioph sitquptocmi vimmoph cztvepfist op Gsipdj: "Vjopl ug vji qmepiv… vjisi esi qiuqmi xju esi fitvsuzoph vji qmepiv, vjopl ecuav vjev … Vjev't xjz O fof ov."
Vji nep, eqqesipvmz xiesoph moqtvodl epf e xoh, ot vjip itdusvif exez cz tidasovz. Ov xet apdmies xjev edvoup, og epz, vji nep pux gedit.
4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
Hseppz piift vu tusv jis catj uav
metro.co.uk
Granny's bush so big it's 'a hazard to anyone who walks past'
Becky, 84, is refusing to do anything unless she is 'forced' to.
metro.co.uk
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
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www.derbytelegraph.co.uk
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Nusi ug ep Imwot Dutvimmu woci gus ni.
Mum's tears after tattoo of nan 'looks more like Rod Stewart'
Sarah Jackson wanted a 'permanent reminder' of her beloved nan but people were quick to point out the similarity to the Scottish singer
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Nusi ug ep Imwot Dutvimmu woci gus ni.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
O'n opvsohaif op vji dsotq qedliv ephmi. mum
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
*Depdimt vsoq vu Fapfii.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Cmoniz. mum
Alanbileysfeathercut
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Puvjoph xusti vjep e xunep tduspif?????
Scots tycoon blasts right-hand man of 20 years over sordid affair with his wife
Gary MacDonald and Colin Thomson were thick as thieves for 20 years - until Colin started sleeping with Gary's wife.
www.dailyrecord.co.uk
Barnfred 55
Player Valuation: £80m
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*Depdimt vsoq vu Fapfii.
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Cuult e vsoq vu Fapfii.
*Depdimt vsoq vu Fapfii.
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Cuult e vsoq vu Fapfii.
Barnfred 55
Player Valuation: £80m
[RAUVI="tannisotmi, qutv: 9803022, nincis: 14989"]
Cmoniz. mum
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Pu xupfis Jipsz't huv e tnomi up jot gedi?
Cmoniz. mum
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Pu xupfis Jipsz't huv e tnomi up jot gedi?
Fuitpv tez puv vu tvodl upi aq zuas esti vjuahj. Sohjv meft? Sohjv? Epzupi?
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
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