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[tonyhorne]

Was the dangling man called Gordon? If so ...

 

[summerisle]

 

[4737carlin]

Mum's tears after tattoo of nan 'looks more like Rod Stewart'

Sarah Jackson wanted a 'permanent reminder' of her beloved nan but people were quick to point out the similarity to the Scottish singer

www.derbytelegraph.co.uk

 

[Cels]

Mona Lisa attacked with cake by man 'dressed as old lady in wheelchair'​

A man seemingly disguised as an old woman in a wheelchair has staged an attack on the Mona Lisa.

Video shared online shows the world's most famous artwork with what witnesses suggested was cake smeared across the glass case protecting it.

Bystanders said a man "dressed as an old lady" jumped out of a wheelchair at the Louvre in Paris before attempting to smash the protective glass in front of the Leonardo da Vinci painting.

One witness said the man then proceeded to "smear cake on the glass and throw roses everywhere before being tackled by security".

Separate footage shows the man suspected of being responsible telling bystanders in French: "Think of the planet… there are people who are destroying the planet, think about that … That's why I did it."

The man, apparently wearing lipstick and a wig, is then escorted away by security. It was unclear what action, if any, the man now faces.

 

[4737carlin]

Granny needs to sort her bush out

Granny's bush so big it's 'a hazard to anyone who walks past'

Becky, 84, is refusing to do anything unless she is 'forced' to.

metro.co.uk

 

[Rita_Poon]

Mum's tears after tattoo of nan 'looks more like Rod Stewart'

Sarah Jackson wanted a 'permanent reminder' of her beloved nan but people were quick to point out the similarity to the Scottish singer

www.derbytelegraph.co.uk

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More of an Elvis Costello vibe for me.

 

[summerisle]

I'm intrigued in the crisp packet angle. lol

 

[summerisle]

*Cancels trip to Dundee.

 

[summerisle]

Blimey. lol

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Nothing worse than a woman scorned?????

Scots tycoon blasts right-hand man of 20 years over sordid affair with his wife

Gary MacDonald and Colin Thomson were thick as thieves for 20 years - until Colin started sleeping with Gary's wife.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

 

[Barnfred 55]

*Cancels trip to Dundee.

Books a trip to Dundee.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Blimey. lol

No wonder Henry's got a smile on his face?

 

[Amw79]

Doesnt say not to stick one up your arse though. Right lads? Right? Anyone?

 

[trueblue84]

 

[summerisle]