Mutzo Nutzo
Player Valuation: £70m
You maybe didn't have to endure the Gordon Lee years, or witness Mike Walker yearning to be put out of his misery so that he could immerse himself in his first love, a skip hire business. Everton will never die as long as there exists a core of masochistic morons prepared to roll with every punch, I am at the head of that particular queue.
If it's Sam then so be it, our predicament requires a crook and escape artist of the highest order, Silva wouldn't know where to start with this lot. The elephant in the room is what is happening upstairs, until that's sorted we will struggle as history shows that big old clubs like ours fall into decline when the boardroom starts to fracture.
Take a bow...Great post mate