Next Everton Manager

Manager?

  • Rhino

    Votes: 85 8.7%
  • Tuchel

    Votes: 168 17.2%
  • Simeone

    Votes: 259 26.6%
  • Dyche

    Votes: 59 6.1%
  • Allardyce

    Votes: 91 9.3%
  • Silva

    Votes: 283 29.0%
  • Hiddink

    Votes: 30 3.1%

  • Total voters
    975
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AVB. 1 hour to the airport. 2 hours for customs and getting 200 Benson and Hedges and a bottle of Jamiesonin duty free. 16 hours flight from Shanghai to Manchester airport. An hour to get through customs. An hour to Goodison. 21 hours total.

Big Flab Scam. 2 hours for a farewell tipple. An hour shouting at the wife for losing the airport. 30 minutes to argue with reception about double charging for smut films. An hour to the airport. 2 hours to empty the bar in the lounge seeing those daft Scousers are paying. 1 hour delay wait for Scam to get his woodbines and some meth strength booze and a toblerone despite the calls on the tannoy. 8 hours flight from Dubai to Manchester. 1 hour to explain to the bill about the unsavoury incident on the plane with the air stewardess with no sense of humour. 3 hours waiting for Sammy Lee to pick him up but the daft effing Scouse git went to the wrong terminal. Stop off at the nearest greasy spoon for something that ain't been julianned or covered in jus, the dirty Dubai bar stewards and a sit down to make some room for the full English ("Hey Sammy don't let anyone in there for ten minutes, let the stench die down a bit - travelling always does that to my guts") An hour to Goodison. 21.5 hours total.

AVB just pips BFS to the contract by 30 minutes. We can all sleep easier.

lol pmsl i reckon that is spot on mate. Comedy gold, crying with tears here lol lol
 
People think he’s another Pulis, he’s much better then that. Remember the players he signed for tiny little Bolton, Anelka Campo Djorkaeff Cahill, he was level pegging with Moyes for years on a much smaller budget and club. His appearance is against him, but he is an excellent manager, and in the predicament we are in we are lucky to get him. We ain’t going down now, and he will make some shrewd buys in Jan and bomb out the rubbish.
 

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