Next manager discussion (poll reset 21/05/2016)

[Goat]

LADS?

Im gonna pick a team every match, I want England to win it of course, I think Germany will win it tho, Tommy Muller is better than everybody.

 

[Groucho]

We do have a manager. Koeman has already signed just no official announcement.

Yes.

No need for anyone to meltdown.

 

[Kal El]

@The Esk do you know if it's true that RK forgot to sign one of the documents? Which is the apparent reason he has not been announced. Doesn't fill me with great hope/trust if it is.

 

[Goat]

LADS?

Im gonna pick a team every match, I want England to win it of course, I think Germany will win it tho, Tommy Muller is better than everybody.

Sacking this off, France have ruined it for everyone here.

 

[The Esk]

@The Esk do you know if it's true that RK forgot to sign one of the documents? Which is the apparent reason he has not been announced. Doesn't fill me with great hope/trust if it is.

That's one of about 5 different theories mate - probably one of the most plausible though

 

[Kal El]

That's one of about 5 different theories mate - probably one of the most plausible though

He might of signed the Gibson contract by mistake At least we can look forward to him signing next week (maybe with a DOF at his side ) Thanks @The Esk

 

[Barca Blue]

Check odds checker lads ?............Jose

 

[Neiziro]

That's one of about 5 different theories mate - probably one of the most plausible though

I think it's just because the man wants to have a good holiday under the sun, no annoying journos swarming him on the beach and asking for interviews.

 

[ToePeg]

I received a letter from an old colonial hunting partner of mine whose grounds kepper had an affair with a lady of ill repute who once was finger banged by the lad who grouted the tiles in the new extension at Finch Farm.
In his correspondence he alluded to the hold up of Koemen's announcement was indeed to coincide with another masterstroke by the mega accountant Moshiri.
He went on further to suggest that through his vine of grapes, the grouter of tiles bore witness to experiments at Finch Farm were by different parts of former heralded masters of midfield such as Ebbrell, Parkinson, Horne and Carsely have been fused together to form a hideously grotesque yet fully functioning back up for Gareth Barry next season should he require to sit out the odd game.
When the stitches heal, he, it, them will be announced alongside Koemen. Horbrellkincarsley will be given the number 13 shirt, and all who cross him shall consider themselves very unlucky.
So there really is no need to panic on the hold up. The future is fantastically terrible, relax and enjoy.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

@The Esk do you know if it's true that RK forgot to sign one of the documents? Which is the apparent reason he has not been announced. Doesn't fill me with great hope/trust if it is.

Forgot!? Scan it, email it, sign it, scan it, email it back, all from the hotel lobby. Next it will be Koeman was all out of first class stamps to put it back in the post.

Anyway, he is on his way, so all to the good.

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Forgot!? Scan it, email it, sign it, scan it, email it back, all from the hotel lobby. Next it will be Koeman was all out of first class stamps to put it back in the post.

Anyway, he is on his way, so all to the good.

Didn't lick his envelope so ended up coming out in transit

 

[orly]

View attachment 24859 Check odds checker lads ?............Jose

Someone get @Eggs out of retirement

 

[streeky]

Toffee tv quoting 1 piece of paper work not filled in ,will be done as soon as he gets back.

 

[Librarian]

HE'S WAITING ON THE OUTCOME OF BREXIT TO SEE IF HE'S DEPORTED

 

[Brennan]

As if this is still being talked about.

Ffs