Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
Tell us again about the hostage situation with the fitness trainer mateYou lot need to get back in touch with reality. Your right you should be higher up than us and if run better your be fighting for 5th 6th or 7th but that's honestly your lot.
It's so funny reading how delusional most of you are. You will take our manager, we're get another and yep may well drop back to mid table but you certainly won't make top 4 in 5 years.
You were a big club once but that was around the time I was hitting puberty, Im going grey now which probably means a lot of you posters on here were still swimming in your dad's ( that's the bloke you never met who knocked your mum up) nut sack.
Anyway hope you all wake up soon but it is fun to dream.
And how Ronald's brother has been in therapy since learning about his new wage packet.
Oh and the one about how Ronald doesn't want the job at all and he's only coming because you blew him out
You provincial no marks, you're living in the shadow of a club who have that book seller with the bell.