MichaelEFC96
Player Valuation: £15m
A lot
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Chimpy Glassman
Player Valuation: £30m
Mate, there is a reason you are literally the only person saying this. Set your aim a little higher, eh.
kithnou
Player Valuation: £70m
No thank you.
Furey1878
Player Valuation: £70m
I see the Liverpool fans are getting worried.
Pienaar's gloves
Player Valuation: £35m
Imagine you're with your wife for eleven years. You have testing times but you stick with her even though she annoys you.
Suddenly, another lad with a nicer car and a bigger house comes available, his long-term missus is off. She jumps ship, bails on you and jumps into bed with the new fella. No loyalty. About eight months in, the new lad files for divorce because he feels she's inadequate.
Your ex is now looking for companionship and jumps into a relationship with a Spanish lad whilst on the rebound, but it doesn't work there either.
Suddenly, you win the lottery and your previous bird is interested again. You can have her back.
Do you take her back? No, because you're not a massive mug and you can do far better than her.
That my friends, is David Moyes.
Suddenly, another lad with a nicer car and a bigger house comes available, his long-term missus is off. She jumps ship, bails on you and jumps into bed with the new fella. No loyalty. About eight months in, the new lad files for divorce because he feels she's inadequate.
Your ex is now looking for companionship and jumps into a relationship with a Spanish lad whilst on the rebound, but it doesn't work there either.
Suddenly, you win the lottery and your previous bird is interested again. You can have her back.
Do you take her back? No, because you're not a massive mug and you can do far better than her.
That my friends, is David Moyes.
Moyes did do a great job but there was always this inferior feeling. The feeling that lead the club captain to say we should be delighted with a top half finish. Moyes works well as an underdog fighting the odds, thats why it didn't work out for him at United. If he took over at Everton it wouldn't be long before he lowered the ambitions of the club to make his goals more achievable. Martinez had many flaws but the one great thing he did was to rid the club of the inferiority complex built up by Moyes.
I don't hate moyes just we have moved on now to bigger and better things.
Dixie D
Player Valuation: £6m
Do you feel victimised...but it's never your fault?
If your friend/Aunty/aquantance/Work colleague breaks his/her leg do you automatically walk with a limp?
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