Next manager discussion (poll reset 21/05/2016)

Who would you want?

  • Frank de Boer

    Votes: 302 17.0%
  • David Moyes

    Votes: 56 3.2%
  • Manuel Pellegrini

    Votes: 152 8.6%
  • Ronald Koeman

    Votes: 286 16.1%
  • Other (please state below)

    Votes: 109 6.1%
  • Unai Emery

    Votes: 870 49.0%

  • Total voters
    1,775
  • Poll closed .
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Imagine you're with your wife for eleven years. You have testing times but you stick with her even though she annoys you.

Suddenly, another lad with a nicer car and a bigger house comes available, his long-term missus is off. She jumps ship, bails on you and jumps into bed with the new fella. No loyalty. About eight months in, the new lad files for divorce because he feels she's inadequate.

Your ex is now looking for companionship and jumps into a relationship with a Spanish lad whilst on the rebound, but it doesn't work there either.

Suddenly, you win the lottery and your previous bird is interested again. You can have her back.

Do you take her back? No, because you're not a massive mug and you can do far better than her.

That my friends, is David Moyes.

David Moyes is your well travelled ex-wife??? No wonder you don't want him back.

Oh, ISWYDT.
 
So just got out of bed looked at the page count, thought wow somethings happened, but no just an argument about an irrelevant. Back to bed
 
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