Night Shift Report

[johnnydawg68]

So in the course of today, I messaged this woman on OK Cupid...was told the answers to some of the sex questions I gave were offensive...fast forward to a couple hours ago and we're making out on the street outside the bar.

 

[chicoazul]

So in the course of today, I messaged this woman on OK Cupid...was told the answers to some of the sex questions I gave were offensive...fast forward to a couple hours ago and we're making out on the street outside the bar.

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I want to live in the States just for the quality of complicated milf.

 

[johnnydawg68]

I want to live in the States just for the quality of complicated milf.

It's so boss, I can't lie.

 

[chicoazul]

Problem is that the night shift just so fierce.

 

[Goat]

Problem is that the night shift just so fierce.

We ball so hard, this shiz crazy.

 

[chicoazul]

We ball so hard, this shiz crazy.

Word homedog.

 

[johnnydawg68]

No sleep til Runcorn!

 

[chicoazul]

No sleep til Runcorn!

Lad?

 

[johnnydawg68]

Lad?

It rolls off the tongue

 

[chicoazul]

Dayshift you bad texans. You're so dull.

 

[Kiwi]

Dayshift you bad texans. You're so dull.

@Boss_Blue sniff it you filthy traitor

 

[Goat]

Anybody that posts between 5am and 3pm abuses kittens.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Dayshift you bad texans. You're so dull.

@Boss_Blue sniff it you filthy traitor

Dafuq?
I'm nightshift you bad meff.

Just been working days the last few weeks so keep falling asleep early.

 

[Kiwi]

Dafuq?
I'm nightshift you bad meff.

Just been working days the last few weeks so keep falling asleep early.

get on the transfer and georgie green threads son. Missing the action

 

[Boss_Blue]

get on the transfer and georgie green threads son. Missing the action

I swerve the transfer thread as much as possible - it hurts my eyes.

*flicks over to George Green thread