Night Shift Report

[Sapie88]

Same mate.

And this one.

 

[tommye]

I couldn't live with the shame of being classed in the same bracket as Heinz.

I'll miss him.


a bit

 

[Kurt.]

You live with way too many other shames already.

I apologise, you have become too insignificant to take up an more of my time. Come speak to me when you become a somebody x

 

[Prevenger17]

Come speak to me when you become a somebody

No.

 

[Sorrowful Soul]

I see layers upon layers of forum history being sullied here.

I mourn for what once was.

*rattles chains*

 

[Sapie88]

The old guard hark to times gone by and moan of change.

Yet they do nothing to preserve what once was.

They should be angry with themselves and not the young blood rushing through.

*legs it

 

[Prevenger17]

The old guard hark to times gone by and moan of change.

The young ones are getting their norks out on their sacred mountain and they are outraged.

 

[Boss_Blue]

The young ones are getting their norks out on their sacred mountain and they are outraged.

...and then ruining everything by calling them 'norks' FFS

 

[Prevenger17]

...and then ruining everything by calling them 'norks' FFS

Ooohh, who's the pedantic little one these days?

 

[Boss_Blue]

Ooohh, who's the pedantic little one these days?

Stop being a nork.

 

[Kiwi]

Stop being a nork.

how much for the pair?

 

[Boss_Blue]

how much for the pair?

One potato?

Two potatoes?

Three potatoes?

Four?

Five potatoes?

Six potatoes?

Not more than seven though (Prev's poor).

 

[Prevenger17]

One potato?

Two potatoes?

Three potatoes?

Four?

Five potatoes?

Six potatoes?

Not more than seven though (Prev's poor).

170 years ago, 6 potatoes would have made me a very rich man indeed.

 

[Sorrowful Soul]

170 years ago, 6 potatoes would have made me a very rich man indeed.

This is true.

 

[Sapie88]

One potato?

Two potatoes?

Three potatoes?

Four?

Five potatoes?

Six potatoes?

Not more than seven though (Prev's poor).

Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son’s body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.