Good morning esteemed forum comrades and Stazi moderators and supreme leader.
As you are aware I went out tonight, some of you asked for a report upon my return. Well here it is.
Sadly I did not bring a bird home, however I did get a quick fingerbang and tug with some heavy petting. For any wools this happened behind The Zoo Bar. Not Ronald Zubar though.
As the night closed and I bode farewell to my sweet lady conquest I needed a wee so I went against the college, as I went to walk off I spotted two ladies sat on a bench, ever the Casanova I am I preceded to woo them.
However I ended up with the chub owing to some calamity. Anyhow we walked to McDonald's because Shamu was hungry (Shock) I needed a poo at this point so I wasn't hungry and waited outside with my mate.
A bunch of Emos came and sat outside and started smoking some weed. Wanting to rekindle my youth I went and sat with them when I was handed the spliff and told to finish it. In the end the bird my mate pulled wasn't up for going back to his, so here and Big Bertha walked off in to the sun break and we got a taxi home.
TL;DR I'm stoned and lonely.
