Night Shift Report

[dholliday]

this thread needs more rockclimbing birds

 

[Boss_Blue]

this thread needs more rockclimbing birds

 

[dholliday]

phwoooarrr!

 

[Sapie88]

Thinking back to my nightly report, took me about half an hour to write that.

 

[Goat]

So many useless meaningless gifs as well.

But the aggression shows some notable posters have very low self esteem.

I will show you how low my self esteem is if you keep pushing me Damo.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Good morning esteemed forum comrades and Stazi moderators and supreme leader.

As you are aware I went out tonight, some of you asked for a report upon my return. Well here it is.

Sadly I did not bring a bird home, however I did get a quick fingerbang and tug with some heavy petting. For any wools this happened behind The Zoo Bar. Not Ronald Zubar though.

As the night closed and I bode farewell to my sweet lady conquest I needed a wee so I went against the college, as I went to walk off I spotted two ladies sat on a bench, ever the Casanova I am I preceded to woo them.

However I ended up with the chub owing to some calamity. Anyhow we walked to McDonald's because Shamu was hungry (Shock) I needed a poo at this point so I wasn't hungry and waited outside with my mate.

A bunch of Emos came and sat outside and started smoking some weed. Wanting to rekindle my youth I went and sat with them when I was handed the spliff and told to finish it. In the end the bird my mate pulled wasn't up for going back to his, so here and Big Bertha walked off in to the sun break and we got a taxi home.

TL;DR I'm stoned and lonely.

GRASS

 

[Sapie88]

GRASS

I think it was pollen mate.

 

[Woolly Blue]

I think it was pollen mate.

 

[dholliday]

I think it was pollen mate.

had a horrid pollen attack the other day...could barely see straight. i reckon the world will soon end up like that crap m knight shalahylahalayn film where evil pollen makes people go insane.

 

[TheFinnFan]

wtf is this thread about?

dogs n booty?

 

[Sapie88]

wtf is this thread about?

dogs n booty?

Boats n hos

 

[chicoazul]

This thread is a monster.

 

[tommye]

wtf is this thread about?

dogs n booty?

not a clue mate

 

[bizzaro]

Did you just offer me out on the internet?

How very Blue And White Kipper

 

[chicoazul]

Really it's out of control. It's becoming a hotbed of angst.