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[NeoNaoNeo]

We skipped a light fandango,
Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor.
I was feeling kind of seasick,
But the crowd called out for more.
The room was humming harder,
As the ceiling flew away.
When we called out for another drink,
The waiter brought a tray.

And so it was that later,
As the miller told his tale,
That her face at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter shade of pale. ('whiter shade of beyond the pale' for Neo)

It is no problem you did not understand.

Since it was a vague pop-culture reference, I have no qualms with not understanding your tongues.

 

[Goat]

Pienaar injured? I missed that.

Meanwhile, midfielder Steven Pienaar is a doubt for the clash with a knee injury.

He returned from international duty in South Africa with the problem earlier this week and will be assessed on Saturday morning.


But I clearly meant Arteta, Yakubu and Jagielka, but thats fine, ignore the points I made.

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

Pienaar injured? I missed that.

Pienaar isn't as good as Yak, Arteta or Jags.

Bad bad whopper, it's like he doesn't follow the club at all.

Go on trilby, quote some 1970s song with the word whopper in to show just how interesting you are.

 

[SuitsBlueX2]

Since it was a vague pop-culture reference, I have no qualms with not understanding your tongues.

Fantastic.

The Eagle swoops below the bough to surprise the early rising shrew.

Spread a little info about this Eagle perhaps?

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

This is an Everton thread mate. In case you were lost.

 

[SuitsBlueX2]

Pienaar isn't as good as Yak, Arteta or Jags.

Bad bad whopper, it's like he doesn't follow the club at all.

Go on trilby, quote some 1970s song with the word whopper in to show just how interesting you are.

Boshed mi der bruv, gonna crawl away tail between legs and everyfin.
Yak, Arteta, and Jags capable on both feet?

 

[SuitsBlueX2]

This is an Everton thread mate. In case you were lost.

The Eagle swoops below the bough to surprise the early rising shrew.

They are your words bro.

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

Boshed mi der bruv, gonna crawl away tail between legs and everyfin.
Yak, Arteta, and Jags capable on both feet?

Haha jog on pal.

What're you gonna say next?

'Sure, Arteta, Jags and Yak may OFFER more to the team, but how many of them have dreadlocks?!'

 

[chicoazul]

Haha jog on pal.

What're you gonna say next?

'Sure, Arteta, Jags and Yak may OFFER more to the team, but how many of them have dreadlocks?!'

Flagged as racist.

 

[SuitsBlueX2]

Haha jog on pal.

What're you gonna say next?

'Sure, Arteta, Jags and Yak may OFFER more to the team, but how many of them have dreadlocks?!'

This is an Everton thread mate. In case you were lost.

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

This is an Everton thread mate. In case you were lost.

Arteta, Jags and Yakubu are footballers who play for Everton FC.

Read it slow, I know you find it hard to follow football related discussion.

 

[Philw]

Can I get the last 5 mins of my life back please? Get a f*ckin room lads...

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

If Barca accept £10 a week for however long (like the Blades accepted our bid) then it must mean something.

• No first team players sold
  No new long term injuries
  A positive preseason (in terms of results)
  Yakubu making a comeback
  Season tickets sold surpassing previous seasons sales
  There still being three weeks of the window left and Moyes admitting he is still looking to recruit

Take your pick.

Those things were boss today mate.

Particularly enjoyed the impact those season ticket holders made, especially when they got off with 20 minutes to go.

 

[Goat]

I stayed till 10mins to go.

 

[Nebbiolo]

I stayed till 10mins to go.

Well I had a stream, and switched off at half time. Thankfully I couldn't get it back again.