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Norovirus


It has been shown by science that men, being finely tuned athletes, suffer more during these illnesses than do women - I put it down to men being like a ferrari not having premium fuel, whereas women are like a fifty year old tractor can run on any oil based crap or chip oil you pour in.* Therefore you deserve sympathy brother.

In the positive side ... being ill means no work means you're less likely to hit Christmas with fewer appendages.

Chin up brother.

*Mrs chrismpw takes a very, very dim view of this analogy
 


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