Norovirus

[Bryan+]

I’ve got a digestive issue that basically leaves me most days - how you’ve been this week pal, I can recommend Tenna close at hand .. you know just in case, and a few strategic bog rolls round the van for future help

 

[degsy]

Eat some sawdust. Then turn yourself off and on again.

Then go to The Lisbon

 

[tommye]

Then go to The Lisbon

Not the best idea you've had today...

 

[degsy]

I caught something similar in Chang Mai last year, you have my fullest sympathies.
They never actually told me what it was just gave me 7 days worth of antibiotics - enough to get me home - had to go to the local quacks for more.
Was weeks before I could face a decent curry

 

[Eggs]

…..it could be worst, just imagine chopping your finger off

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

*Beware of ill gotten confidence.

That fart is not worth the risk

Mate, never ever trust a fart.

 

[Kurt.]

@tommye can I borrow your norovirus for a bit…. Been clogged up for 2 days now

 

[Tommy.]

Had it, it sucks massive balls.

Never nice seeing another Tommy suffering

 

[tommye]

@tommye can I borrow your norovirus for a bit…. Been clogged up for 2 days now

Come and take it brother, its just about done with me

 

[tommye]

…..it could be worst, just imagine chopping your finger off

That was easy by comparison

 

[Parker]

I'm just about getting to the arse end of it now but it's been absolutely awful.

Covid was a cake walk compared to this.

 

[TommyDavo]

Mate, never ever trust a fart.

One for the over 60’s that, along with never waste a hard on

 

[carlos21]

Not the best idea you've had today...

How is Tommy feeling tonight.

 

[tommye]

How is Tommy feeling tonight.

Back in full control of my anus and feeling much better for it thanks mate

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Back in full control of my anus and feeling much better for it thanks mate

Good to hear it buddy. Have a great Christmas