Scottoffee
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In a weird way, I'm going to miss George Walker 'Texas Ranger' Bush.
Sure, the world's probably going to be a less scary place and there shouldn't be any new invasion plots hatched...
But at the same time, no more walking into locked doors, countless hilariously imbecilic soundbites and dancing like a frat-boy on stage or Vice-Presidents shooting their hunting buddies in between heart attacks...
America is about to get a bit more dull and serious - competent even.
Sure, the world's probably going to be a less scary place and there shouldn't be any new invasion plots hatched...
But at the same time, no more walking into locked doors, countless hilariously imbecilic soundbites and dancing like a frat-boy on stage or Vice-Presidents shooting their hunting buddies in between heart attacks...
America is about to get a bit more dull and serious - competent even.