Obligatory Leaving Thread

[Kurt.]

I get up
Seep some coffee that I've made
Then I'm out
Stalk the province to get laid

I think of ewe
Plodding through the snow
I'm into ewe
Everywhere, and so
I look for ewe
Every road I go
I've shagged ewe
Everywhere and every field I know

Green's the turf
Baaa-bae's power's to arouse me
I've got the verve
Rejoice when wool is all around me

I think of ewe
Playing my banjo
I dream of ewe
Every night, and so
I ask for ewe in my prayer
Piglets just won't do
I must have ewe
Every barn and every yard they give me wood, you know

When I'm down
Sheeps on pasture always call to me
Blue' my glands
I go steel, all my piston rise

I'm pumping ewe
In the evening glow
Hordes - I'm into ewe
It's nothing new
I'm after ewe
Out on scree will do
I've shagged ewe
Worse places for sure

Hordes - I love ewe as they thrust into
Open field of view
I game for ewe, out in fair
Everywhere I go
I shag ewe
God, I love them slow
I can catch ewe
Every fold and every pen and every ley and...
Have you tried it?
Should you try it bro?
No?

TLDR?‍

 

[Runub]

After reading this thread if I ever decide to go I think I will do it quietly

 

[tommye]

After reading this thread if I ever decide to go I think I will do it quietly

It's GOT tradition for the crybaby leaver to do a meltdown thread and then everyone else piles in and takes the piss. One or two spoil it by trying to be sincere but they're best ignored so as they don't spoil the thread.

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

Never understood the asking for account removal, just stop posting and logging on.

It's GOT tradition for the crybaby leaver to do a meltdown thread and then everyone else piles in and takes the piss. One or two spoil it by trying to be sincere but they're best ignored so as they don't spoil the thread.

Had rare sincere busmans moment about the behavioural aspect above of the forum flounce and now I have deleted it all because it does not matter. And it would be ignored. Spoil sport!

 

[LinekersLegs]

After reading this thread if I ever decide to go I think I will do it quietly

About half the people who do leaving threads come back in one form or another so the mere act of creating the thread seems quite cathartic lol

 

[john jako]

About half the people who do leaving threads come back in one form or another so the mere act of creating the thread seems quite cathartic lol

@MikelsGoat is prime example of this. Think he’s due a 4th leaving thread soon

 

[Prevenger17]

Goodbye Tubes. As a leaving thread it hit none of the right beats, but needless pedantry lost its greatest champion tonight. The pages of the CA forum will never be the same. Best of luck

 

[Yarrgh]

Whose this Tubey fella? Does he have a multi yet?

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Nice thread this, is it Tubes from Soccer AM?

 

[larbert toffee]

About half the people who do leaving threads come back in one form or another so the mere act of creating the thread seems quite cathartic lol

Cathartic*
* word of the day
At least so.e good has come of the thread.

 

[Jeff Jones]

Has this got anything to do with your declaration that you'll never watch another F1 race again?

I'm up to the bit where Roy Cropper in Corrie is abandoning all of his interests in life and it sounds very similar.

 

[lancs blue]

Has anyone organised a leaving present?

Signed photo of benitez in a Liverpool onesie will do

Or maybe a card from denise

 

[Connor]

In some ways Tubes, welcome back

 

[Raymond of Penyafort]

In some ways Tubes, welcome back

*Gregorian chanting fills the main hall, while all are on their knees*

He, mr Tubey, returned to us at 140am, perhaps accidentally, and not perhaps to check on whether anyone in the congregation remembered him.

We will make inquiries.

*wafts scented candle, crosses self five times, shuffles out*

 

[Nymzee]

*Gregorian chanting fills the main hall, while all are on their knees*

He, mr Tubey, returned to us at 140am, perhaps accidentally, and not perhaps to check on whether anyone in the congregation remembered him.

We will make inquiries.

*wafts scented candle, crosses self five times, shuffles out*

And what masked creature are you?