Rumpole...M'Lud, I must protest at my learn'd friends continued tactics of trying to discredit the prosecutions expert eye witness testimony, by continued and constant use of circumstantial 'evidence'...and I use the term loosely M'Lud...to prove a negative.
Such as pictures so grainy you can barely make out an object the size of a football stand, let alone a small bald spot, or pictures that only show the front of the suspects head.
*Rumpole sits down, but not before looking at the jury in a meaningful manner*"
M'Lud...any further questions Mr Rumpole?
Rumpole...*standing briefly* No M'Lud, I rest my case.
M'Lud...I therefore sustain prosecuting councils objection and find entirely for the prosecution...*places black cap on head*...take Joey66 hence to a place of execution for crimes against plants and grass.
*gavel bangs loudly*
Take him down