Opinions You Will Hold To Your Dying Breath

[Leylo]

What is the point of having a cat they just piss and crap in everyone's garden... they're rats with longer legs hate them... dogs are loyal cats couldn't give a flying fk.

 

[chrismpw]

What is the point of having a cat they just piss and crap in everyone's garden... they're rats with longer legs hate them... dogs are loyal cats couldn't give a flying fk.

And destroy wildlife.

And end up giving us vomit inducing phrases like "cat mummy" for their owners. Gtf.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Cat's take out rats and mice, and those two little swine spread disease to humans. Cat's are ok.

 

[kev]

I'm of the opinion that I am still alive . . .
and I'll hold that opinion to my dying breath.

 

[Tommy Chong]

I'm of the opinion that I am still alive . . .
and I'll hold that opinion to my dying breath.

Cats aren't what they used to be though, mate...

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Martin McGuinness is sorely missed in Northern Irish politics.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Martin McGuinness is sorely missed in Northern Irish politics.

You didn't think this through did you.

 

[ClausThomsen]

What is the point of having a cat they just piss and crap in everyone's garden... they're rats with longer legs hate them... dogs are loyal cats couldn't give a flying fk.

We used to have cats when we were growing up. One or two lived up to the stereotype of aloofness but a couple of them were totally clingy and acted like dogs.
Where we lived though was all concrete yard terraced 2up 2downs backing onto a load of overgrown wasteland - they used to go pissing and crapping there and bring back various dead mice, rats and birds for us.

Very thoughtful but one of them somehow getting a half alive pigeon into the house, up the stairs and into my mam and dads bedroom didn't go down too well.

 

[Rita_Poon]

We used to have cats when we were growing up. One or two lived up to the stereotype of aloofness but a couple of them were totally clingy and acted like dogs.
Where we lived though was all concrete yard terraced 2up 2downs backing onto a load of overgrown wasteland - they used to go pissing and crapping there and bring back various dead mice, rats and birds for us.

Very thoughtful but one of them somehow getting a half alive pigeon into the house, up the stairs and into my mam and dads bedroom didn't go down too well.

Dedication to a performance?

 

[ClausThomsen]

Dedication to a performance?

I think by that stage my parent's marriage had petered out to passive aggression, simmering resentment and alcoholism. That pigeon may well have been the last creature to spray bodily fluids around that room.

 

[Leylo]

We used to have cats when we were growing up. One or two lived up to the stereotype of aloofness but a couple of them were totally clingy and acted like dogs.
Where we lived though was all concrete yard terraced 2up 2downs backing onto a load of overgrown wasteland - they used to go pissing and crapping there and bring back various dead mice, rats and birds for us.

Very thoughtful but one of them somehow getting a half alive pigeon into the house, up the stairs and into my mam and dads bedroom didn't go down too well.

Ffs give up

 

[Tommy Chong]

Ffs give up

Awww. c'mon mate...

Cats are awesome!

 

[Goodison87]

Test match cricket is real cricket, any other form is just for fun. Enjoyable, but just that.

 

[Kurt.]

Cats are Knobheads

 

[Tramps_mate]

Bigger is better.

Unless it's a tumor?