OT: How did you get your handle?

[Oswald P Haygood]

All my mates say I'm an absolute misery, so they call me Bad News Jones.

Unfair.

Love it. I'm gonna call you Big News Jonesy. You are a harbinger of positivity now.

 

[Oswald P Haygood]

I have no imagination and rely on my parents for everything ...

You must be a millennial

 

[chrismpw]

Chris is my name M and P are my middle initials and Dubble-Ewe is my surname.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Only thing that was left....

 

[JohnRoss23]

My name

 

[Ducans elbow]

I had no N on my keyboard

 

[Amokachi1995]

I like Amokachi and the year 1995.

 

[Alan Whittle]

I can’t remember now.

 

[DavidH]

Just used my name mate, all the best.

 

[DavidH]

I can’t remember now.

Well I'm sure we can.......... whittle it down to a reason oh my god I'm on fire. Single and ready to mingle.

 

[The binman chronicles]

I wanted something Southall related and the usual big nev and alike was already taken. In hindsight I regret it as people think I work doing the bins which is not actually true if you don't count putting out your own.

 

[DavidH]

I wanted something Southall related and the usual big nev and alike was already taken. In hindsight I regret it as people think I work doing the bins which is not actually true if you don't count putting out your own.

Always assumed you were Nev himself. I'm a bit gutted to be honest.

 

[Tipp blue]

Chris is my name M and P are my middle initials and Dubble-Ewe is my surname.

OK I'll go first.. Chris Michael Philip Walker.

 

[ClausThomsen]

A God amongst men.

Mine is what my grandfather used to call me before I was born. He was a great man. I miss him every day.

How about you? Why did you choose your handle?

Mine's along the same lines.

 

[Big Sams Undies]

Did some construction work at Sam Allerdyces house.

When he was out one day, I sneaked into his bedroom and sniffed a pair of his dirty Y fronts just to see what the great mans groin and crack smells like.

Probably the best day of my life.