Oumar Niasse

[chazzle_dazzle]

...Except he never won POTY in Russia.

The greatest trick Martinez ever pulled was convincing the world Niasse won POTY.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

and then POOF, like that he was gone.

 

[MikeH72]

Big Oumar. I'll miss his gimpy little run and attempts to control the ball like it's a bomb about to go off on his foot

 

[MikeH72]

Even when he leaves I want us to keep this thread forever

 

[maccavennie]

The greatest trick Martinez ever pulled was convincing the world Niasse won POTY.

the greatest trick was that some geezer from Russia convinced Martinez that Niasse had won POTY and was worth 13.5m!

 

[Professor Toffee]

the greatest trick was that some geezer from Russia convinced Martinez that Niasse had won POTY and was worth 13.5m!

The greatest trick is that Oumar makes a huge amount of money as a professional footballer, Paul Daniels that

 

[DualityNSNO]

Big Oumar. I'll miss his gimpy little run and attempts to control the ball like it's a bomb about to go off on his foot

Tbh his running also makes him look like his legs are a bomb about to go off.

 

[maccavennie]

The greatest trick is that Oumar makes a huge amount of money as a professional footballer, Paul Daniels that

Very true Prof. There is no scientific reason or explanation how this fella has absolutely blagged his way through 5 years of being a pro togger player.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

That attempted overhead kick will live long in my memorylol

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Has Oumar left then?

 

[joey_macmo]

...Except he never won POTY in Russia.

And he hasn't scored 40 goals in his entire career never mind the last 2 seasons.

Apart from that the lad was spot on!!!

 

[Kev50]

...Except he never won POTY in Russia.

Absolutely. Although I tuned into the echo podcast last night, all three of them full time Everton correspondents, talking about his POTY award.

 

[Joey66]

Looks like it's a problem to give him away!

 

[PhilM]

The greatest trick is that Oumar makes a huge amount of money as a professional footballer, Paul Daniels that

I expect Jeremy Beadle to jump out at any minute and shout "Surprise!" declaring it all as a practical joke.

 

[sam17]

The greatest trick Martinez ever pulled was convincing the world Niasse won POTY.

Greater than

“I wouldn’t sell him for any money in the current market,” Martinez said after Everton’s 3-0 win over Newcastle.

“The value that you can give to him… clearly for whatever reason he didn’t fit in another football club, but in another football club, in our football club you can really see the value that he has, the effect he has on other players.

“For me he is one of the most sensational free transfers you are going to see in Premier League history.”