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billytoffee
Player Valuation: £20m
Caretaker at USM FF has been told to nip down to Aldi for a big cardboard box, paint it blue, write Oumar's Locker on it, and stick it behind the mower shed, ready for his grand homecoming!!
Quite ironic that you are asking for clarity ... but when RK speaks about Barkley and gives an honest ... clear ....answer... you critisize him for it ...
Mike walker.... Brett angel
Canuck Darryl
Player Valuation: £2.5m
As long as Koeman's manager, Niasse won't be allowed anywhere near Goodison. Someone will probably come in for him, but I think £10 million is a bridge to far.
Cork Evertonian
Player Valuation: £50m
What did Niasse do to get treated so badly by Koeman?Sure he wasn't up to the required standard.But if you aren't going to give a player a locker for being not up to the required standard then he shouldn't have been giving Arouna Kone one either.
Kone probably had one already.
And so would of niasse.
Last summer on preseason training, they did a session on periscope.
The training exercise was control a pass and go around a few cones with the ball and pass it back. Mirallas was sharp and quick, but Niasse was awful. The ball bounced off him and the margins he want around the cones and passed back from was poor.
Koemans brother looked aghast at him.
You need to check out the Sure video with Valencia in.
Black Belt Jones
Player Valuation: £20m
It's just new-sherif-in-town behaviour and you see it in any field / industry. Someone is called in to a failing operation with the remit to set things straight and on day one they see fifty things wrong - Oumar was one of those fifty things. A minor component of the Martinez omnishambles, tbh [although a major biomarker of how bad things had got, IMHO] but why not deal with the low-hanging fruit first? Oumar impersonates a football player on first day of training - so Koeman bins him after 5 mins and probably never looked back. Why would he when he's got serious, long term challenges on his plate like rescuing Barkley from the wilderness, or elevating the whole squad's alehouse fitness levels?
He is the king of popcorn.
Bluerover
Player Valuation: £50m
An ailing factory calls in a known trouble-shooter to sort out its leaking finances. On Day 1 he walks into the workshop and sees a youngster with a baseball cap leaning nonchalantly against the wall. He immediately goes to the finance office, returns with a wad of cash and roars at the youngster "Here's 4 weeks pay as notice. Get the hell out of this factory and don't come back!" The youngster takes the cash and goes off.
Trouble shooter then turns to the workshop supervisor and asks "just what the hell was that fella doing anyway?" Supervisor replies.......
"Domino's pizza delivery boy."
Bud McBlokeski
Player Valuation: £5m
I will always have love in my heart for him for that goal he scored against the RS. Especially having seen that live stream with them all sat around and literally seconds before he scores, one of them says he is sh**. The silence was deafening.
Tooley1878
Player Valuation: £750k
I wonder if there was something untoward regards his signing, and a certain Spanish fella and Niasse himself profited with a backhander, and Koeman knows this and wants the business nowhere near him and the team.... Oh and the fact he is crap.
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