Howards tipple
Player Valuation: £8m
Yep, that's how I remember it.
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Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Has anyone written a heart warming summary of his rise from zero to hero yet? Saying how badly he's been treated but he knuckled down and improved?
I definitely haven't seen hundreds of identical posts like that.
I definitely haven't seen hundreds of identical posts like that.
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
I genuinely can't wait to see him start against Burnley.
..why not but I think I'd be tempted to keep him as an impact player. I do think he'd need DCL alongside.
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
I just think if you're scoring 2 goals to win us a game and it is your 3rd goal in two games, you have to be starting; especially given the fact we have struggled so much for goals this season.
DCL was great with Niassé at the weekend. He did a lot of the running.
Hope he can start adding goals to his game in the league.
What'll happen is, he'll start Niasse but continue with 4-3-3 and put DCL and Rooney out wide.
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
Rooney needs to be dropped to the bench.
Shoehorning him into every line up is doing my head in.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
I've got a great song lads. We all LOVE football songs and you're going to LOVE this one too!!!
"There he was he was walking down the pitch singing Oumar diddy diddy dum diddy doo!!"
"There he was he was walking down the pitch singing Oumar diddy diddy dum diddy doo!!"
dead_soft
Player Valuation: £35m
Read one that mentioned that he'd not been given a locker, apparently.
Guess it just upsets me that he had so little faith in his teammates he refused to train unless he could make sure his valuables were safe
...'walking down the pitch'? The tune is ok but I suggest you work on the lyrics a bit.
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
His name fits the rhyme for the Heartbeat song we have for Yannick Bolasie. Though, that made me cringe.
Yeah Oumar deserves every heartwarming story that's written about him , can't get enough myself, though the press do like to twist them a bit.
My current favourite is the one as to why he hasn't got a club suit. Apparently he was walking to the ground and came across a homeless man. Oumar promptly took off his suit and swapped it for the tracksuit the guy was wearing. I love Oumar.
Dr O
Player Valuation: £225k
To the tune of "these boots are made for walking"...
Niasse is made for scoring,
that's really all he can do,
and now that he's got his locker,
He's gonna score all over you!
(or He's gonna score cos he's True Blue)
(or He's gonna score a goal or two)
Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh, OOH OU-MAR...
Niasse is made for scoring,
that's really all he can do,
and now that he's got his locker,
He's gonna score all over you!
(or He's gonna score cos he's True Blue)
(or He's gonna score a goal or two)
Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh, OOH OU-MAR...
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