Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Lad I got filled in by 6 lads because I didn’t have a spare ciggie and they threatened to kill my hole family and said they no wear I live the bizzies turned up and asked wot was happening and I just said nothing yer bunch of pigs and me and the lads were in bits high fives each other cos I didn’t grass did I lolLad I proper 8 nonces me lad dirty vermin them lad. Still 8 them worse than grasses lad there the worst of the worst lad snishes are bishes lad.
We took them for proper fools lad ahahahaha