Brentford tomorrow - we are underdogs, no question, but they're far from unbeatable
Chelsea - Their form is so bad that it's plausible we get something
Tottenham - yeah we'll lose this one at least 3-0 like
Man United - Liverpool 7-0'd them, and it's halfway to being a derby so anything can happen. Back ourselves.
Fulham - decades old agreement signed and honoured with them that the home team always wins, back it
Palace - Hard away day but their forms bad and they slipped up to us last year, got to back it
Newcastle - i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them but yes they will almost definitely beat us unfortunately
Leicester - probably have nothing to play for, hopefully that helps
Brighton - please God let Solly March have a short term illness which does him no harm because he seems like a nice bloke but pls God stop him playing
City - oh no, really, 3rd to last game?
Wolves - If we're still in contention to stay up at this point, we HAVE to win this. HAVE to. Which means we probably won't.
Bournemouth - Pray to Saint Limpar for forgiveness and he will deliver salvation via a very very blatant dive channeled through probably Maupay
I've been watching the great escape videos on youtube repeatedly lads. It's all terrifying but we have to believe, pray, channel your energy, whatever it is. Just be loud at Goodison, it's all we can do. If we do go down, we HAVE to put up good attendance numbers next year regardless. But forget about that for now, just do all the praying and eat healthy because our hearts are gonna need it.