Our New ColombianToffees

[Huyton Layne]

And we wasted all that time worrying about the Yanks when we could have been aiming for a country that bleeds footy.

 

[Khalekan]

I have been watching Bolivar on Netflix.

 

[Kiwi]

We really like the fans here. At least I do. Seems like you guys appreciate talent and class. Really happy James is here and to follow this team.

Also, not to be overly sensitive, but the the cocaine jokes seem a bit cliche.

Hey mate, bit on the nose?

 

[Tipp blue]

During Lockdown for some reason YouTube started recommending archery videos to me, came across Valentina Acosta, and fell in love.

 

[chrismpw]

From the snippets I've seen on tv it seems to have a beautiful landscape. One of the few places I might consider to be worth getting to. I don't fly though, are there any overland or marine routes?

 

[das9125]

I, for one, welcome our new Colombian overlords.

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Thank you sir.
We have some Colombians that are very fondly remembered for their time in England, Asprilla at Newcastle and Angel at Villa particularly.
I have a feeling James will be a toffee legend!

 

[Tipp blue]

We really like the fans here. At least I do. Seems like you guys appreciate talent and class. Really happy James is here and to follow this team.

Also, not to be overly sensitive, but the the cocaine jokes seem a bit cliche.

I'm from Colombia and if I had a pound for every time somebody asked me if I sell cocaine..
I wouldn't have to sell cocaine anymore.

 

[Tipp blue]

From the snippets I've seen on tv it seems to have a beautiful landscape. One of the few places I might consider to be worth getting to. I don't fly though, are there any overland or marine routes?

You'll be in for a long trip... drug pun intended.

 

[originalgreaserbob]

I'm from Colombia and if I had a pound for every time somebody asked me if I sell cocaine..
I wouldn't have to sell cocaine anymore.

Haha I was about to give a general warning: Colombians have heard all your cocaine jokes already, and they do not think they are funny.

 

[Tipp blue]

Haha I was about to give a general warning: Colombians have heard all your cocaine jokes already, and they do not think they are funny.

Surly they haven't heard all our cocaine jokes? There must be at least one they haven't heard that they will think is funny.. and it will crack them up.

 

[Penno]

Surly they haven't heard all our cocaine jokes? There must be at least one they haven't heard that they will think is funny.. and it will crack them up.

Crack. Haha good one mate

 

[Eggs]

 

[Death]

Bit disappointed with the lack of rep our Colombian Pablos are receiving.

I thought they’d be pushing @carlos21 for that number one spot by now.

 

[Brisan123]

We really like the fans here. At least I do. Seems like you guys appreciate talent and class. Really happy James is here and to follow this team.

Also, not to be overly sensitive, but the the cocaine jokes seem a bit cliche.

To be fair after James and your stunningly beautiful women cocaine is your most famous export
In all seriousness welcome to the forum and tell all your friends about our fabulous football club
James is finally at a club where he will be treated like a legend

 

[Yarrgh]

Bit disappointed with the lack of rep our Colombian Pablos are receiving.

I thought they’d be pushing @carlos21 for that number one spot by now.

What? He's not Colombian?