PAIN

[Bruce Wayne]

'tis but a flesh wound.

YouTube - Monty Python And The Holy Grail- The Black Knight

 

[Jamo Martinez]

That's what my little boy did accidentally.
If I told you what some big girls have done to it over the years it would make your hair curl. You know that place where pain and pleasure are difficult to distinguish. But we'll leave that for another thread

 

[Gazdalf]

Cutting your lip and/or tongue when licking an envelope


Smashing your toe into the door or bed when half asleep


bellend(or any other penis connected tissue) in zip "nuff said"


Andy Grays commentarys and anecdotes

 

[toffeestillidie]

PAIN....








....is the cleanser!

right on... just weakness leaving the body

 

[McBain]

Getting traffic fines.

That hurts, but probably not as much as James's story. Thats a nightmare.

 

[Whitebootman]

Gout is the worst ever I have most ailments and have had heart attacks but a bad spell of gout is agony and everyone things its funny tooth ache ect and its ahh gout and they fall over laughing

All the above are the pits but the other day my three year old boy stepped on my genitals and crushed them against the floor it was [Poor language removed] horrendous. I was scared to look for a while after, half expecting to find a deformed flesh coloured maple leaf transfered onto the inside of my undies

I had gout once as a side effect of some medication I thought it was the most painful thing ever, but James just made me realise it's not the ultimate. I feel pain just reading that.

 

[Cahill's Metatarsal]

I saw a picture of a womans stilletto squashing a pair of bollocks once & prayed it was a sick photoshop. Then I read about these freaks who do it on a regular basis for sexual kicks, HOW THE [Poor language removed] CAN THAT BE ENJOYABLE?!?!

 

[Vim Fuego]

Stepping on an upturned plug while barefoot can bring a tear to the eye.

 

[TX Bill]

All the above are the pits but the other day my three year old boy stepped on my genitals and crushed them against the floor it was [Poor language removed] horrendous. I was scared to look for a while after, half expecting to find a deformed flesh coloured maple leaf transfered onto the inside of my undies

Ouch.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Hey guys. I'm alright now. The little fella's resilient as hell. Was rather sore for a few days but in full working order.
Worst of it is, my little boy had only came to give me a hug. scared the [Poor language removed] out of him when I started squealing. He was crying for longer than me, and wouldn't come near me all evening.

 

[Nebbiolo]

Hey guys. I'm alright now. The little fella's resilient as hell.

I guess we know why

 

[Seamus Colemole]

I saw a picture of a womans stilletto squashing a pair of bollocks once & prayed it was a sick photoshop. Then I read about these freaks who do it on a regular basis for sexual kicks, HOW THE [Poor language removed] CAN THAT BE ENJOYABLE?!?!

Hey don't knock it till you've tried it

 

[bobbyrob]

Both my elbows have been giving me so much pain lately it's preventing me from using the pc so much. Been going on for a few weeks and is absolute agony.

Try not wanking with both arms

 

[Bluelass]

having a wisdom tooth taken out without anasthetic.
cramp
neuralgia of the trigeminal nerve
migraine
dropping two bricks on foot

never had it myself thank goodness but they reckon kidney stones and a kick in the nuts can make your eyes water too

 

[Jamo Martinez]

having a wisdom tooth taken out without anasthetic.
cramp
neuralgia of the trigeminal nerve
migraine
dropping two bricks on foot

never had it myself thank goodness but they reckon kidney stones and a kick in the nuts can make your eyes water too

The first, TX Bill can testify to. The second, We all can