Pants and fashion

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Better they pull their hand out to shake with you than anything else.

The other thing of course is that most of these fashions are initiated by people with the body to pull them off. Seeing a bunch of scrawny chavs with their M&S pants half out really isn't in any way sexy.

the clamidia handshake, shake hands and get the residue of some chav trollop all over ya mitts.
*makes note to always carry a couple of alcohol handwipes.

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

these people just don't realise what a risk they're taking by walking 'round with their arses hanging out - they only need to stand in the one spot for too long & somebody's liable to park their bike there!

 

[McBain]

these people just don't realise what a risk they're taking by walking 'round with their arses hanging out - they only need to stand in the one spot for too long & somebody's liable to park their bike there!

Or Bubba is gonna give them one in the showers.