Past and present Everton players alternative jobs.

[Kurt.]

Andy van der mayde - wine taster

 

[Tim's tourettes]

I always thought Richard Gough had the look of a Geography teacher

 

[Taifi gorm]

Michael Keane

 

[larbert toffee]

Trevor Steven - magician
Adrian Heath - Submariner
Peter Reid - Zoo keeper (primates)
Michael Keane - flour Miller/ Baker or alter boy
Schneiderlin - grifter
Big Nev - refuse collection and recycling technician
Phil Neville - pointer outer
Oumar Niasse - prince
Duncan Ferguson - girder

Keane, certainly altered our game on Saturday

 

[KaiserEFC]

Cenk Tosun - cosmetic surgeon who inexplicably hasn’t got a colleague to do any work on him

 

[datblygu]

James Garner - famous Hollywood actor
Carlos Alcaraz - world no. 1 tennis player
Tom Davies - comedian on BBC 3
Richard Wright - keyboardist for Pink Floyd
Andy Gray - journeyman footballer for Leeds, Forest, Sunderland and others. Son of Eddie Gray
Ray Wilson - rock singer for Stiltskin and Genesis