Paulo Fonseca

[COYBL25]

Always the most dodgy of conversations for me when a lass is round mine and I’m sat on my computer on here.

“It’s a what? You just talk about Everton? You’re weird”

“Shut up whore Ricky is back”

lol @CantStopTheRick

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Off to Arsenal, surely?

Is he even on their radar?

 

[CrustySack]

I showed my wife a picture of him and asked if he was Hansome and she asked why, so I told her the fella on here think he is, she gave me a funny look and the conversation ended.

You lot are a bunch of weirdo’s

Hahaha. I showed my missus a picture of him the other day.
She said 'Who is he?'
'supposed to be our next manager' I said, expecting her to drool.
'He looks like a beaut' she said.

I was offended. lol

 

[The Legend of Southall]

Just think of the surface when Paulo comes.

Is that West Broms new sprinkler system, for when the RS next visit?

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Why you telling women folk you posting on an internet forum? Come on B.

Too true fam. Get it together Grumpy

 

[Yarrgh]

Z cars plays on Monday night. Out come Newcastle and Everton. Boos rain down from all 4 stands. A hulking figure waddles out - Rafael. But wait for it who's this striding out in a cape and mask. An infectious smirk on his face, feet planted well apart he tosses his cloak over his shoulder to reveal a glistening arm band! The booing dies on the lips of the crowd. He's here! He's finally here! The mask is discarded to reveal... Big effing Scam on his final wind up.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Is he even on their radar?

Why wouldnt he be?

 

[COYBL25]

Z cars plays on Monday night. Out come Newcastle and Everton. Boos rain down from all 4 stands. A hulking figure waddles out - Rafael. But wait for it who's this striding out in a cape and mask. An infectious smirk on his face, feet planted well apart he tosses his cloak over his shoulder to reveal a glistening arm band! The booing dies on the lips of the crowd. He's here! He's finally here! The mask is discarded to reveal... Big effing Scam on his final wind up.

Couldn`t get a mask big enough

 

[Gladystweet]

Couldn`t get a mask big enough

Maybe a ninja turtle's....?

 

[Rudolf Hucker]

I showed my wife a picture of him and asked if he was Hansome and she asked why, so I told her the fella on here think he is, she gave me a funny look and the conversation ended.

You lot are a bunch of weirdo’s

My missus showed me a picture of her work colleague & asked if I thought she was attractive. Apparently “I’d lick her bum hole” is the wrong answer.




I’ll get my coat.

 

[deipnosophist]

I think Mr Allardyce has some unfinished business at Everton. If we can not retain his services, I suggest Vitor Pereira ahead of this Fonseca no-mark.

 

[nsno-chris]

I think Mr Allardyce has some unfinished business at Everton. If we can not retain his services, I suggest Vitor Pereira ahead of this Fonseca no-mark.

The only unfinished business would be if he didn’t eat the free dinner he gets on behalf of the club, the absolute fat mess

 

[phil_t98]

I think Mr Allardyce has some unfinished business at Everton. If we can not retain his services, I suggest Vitor Pereira ahead of this Fonseca no-mark.

biggest joke post I ever seen

 

[Yarrgh]

Couldn`t get a mask big enough

Maybe a bin bag with 2 slits in it. Or as big Scam would have it - his date night outfit.

 

[Bungle]

My wife moans about me being on here, tbh I am spending to much time on here lately.

Time for her to find a new home under the patio I think, sounds a nasty piece of work.