I will scratch your eyes out if you touch him.
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I will scratch your eyes out if you touch him.
Blue Juice
Player Valuation: £25m
He's too beautiful to suffer the advanced aging machine that is Everton FC
Thought we'd actually have this dreamboat as manager.
Its not over until the Fat Sam sings mate
Gladystweet
Player Valuation: £50m
Some things aren't meant to be. Imagine him and Olivier occupying the same space...universe ending.
slipstream86
Player Valuation: £5m
Till the fat Sam signs
I was really hoping that someone wouldn`t do that
weltonblue
Player Valuation: £1.5m
Very apt for us that song at this moment in time mate.
How soon is now ?
weltonblue
Player Valuation: £1.5m
I wonder whose way it will be.
Gladystweet
Player Valuation: £50m
Just an hour after he got off the blower to Bill and he googled "Everton"..........
lollollol
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