Peter Kay

[Chewbacca]

Chubby Brown once got paid off after 10 seconds in our local Catholic club. He was on the night after the place had been burgled and he walked on, pointed at a Christ on the cross hanging on the wall and said, “I see you got the c*#% that nicked your telly”

 

[Amw79]

Pheonix Nights was brilliant, but always thought his stand up was terrible. Big audience for that nostalgia comedy, but not my bag.

“Remember Space Hoppers, eh? Remember them? From the 70s? Big red thing? You’d have days of fun on those.”

 

[Kurt.]

Rola cola though …. 3 litre bottles .. 29p

 

[Loadsofchemistry]

I raise you John Bishop

Adam Rowe manages to beat even him.

 

[RalphDring]

Claire from work…

 

[Littlesue]

Adam Rowe manages to beat even him.

And Alex's Sale manages to beat either of then

 

[Kurt.]

IT’S SPITTING !!!!!!

 

[Rita_Poon]

IT’S SPITTING !!!!!!

So's yer ma!

 

[COYBL25]

Seen nearly all of the cast of Phoenix Nights individually doing stand up over the years.

Without doubt the two funniest where Toby Foster, who played Les Campbell, the drummer on the house band and Daniel Kitson, who played Spencer.

Foster was just so quick and intelligent, with his takes of life in South Yorkshire ( he`s had a show for years on Radio Sheffield ) and Kitson was just bonkers, very similar to his Spencer Character.

The worst was Dave Spikey, he just wasn`t funny, a likeable fella, but just not funny as a comedian.

I never saw Paddy McGuiness, as he`s up there with John Bishop for being an annoying bellend.

 

[Cels]

He looks terrible skinny

It took a second for me to get used to seeing him thin.

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[Vintage]

I apologised for that…. And for the record yer mar isn’t a lump

 

[Vintage]

Chubby Brown once got paid off after 10 seconds in our local Catholic club. He was on the night after the place had been burgled and he walked on, pointed at a Christ on the cross hanging on the wall and said, “I see you got the c*#% that nicked your telly”

 

[Milk]

Miss Lee Evans tbh. Stopped performing in 2014 never to be seen again

Mind you, his laundry bill must have been phenomenal

 

[Sadken]

That Paul Smith must be the most unfunny scouser out there, picks on audience members and that’s it , nothing original
Ken Dodd was funnier and he was sh!)e

Spot on about Paul smith,worst I have ever seen .

 

[Professor Toffee]

Some people like the comfort of the past.

I love the comfort of the past , even more than I did yesterday