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Pets - What you got?
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a2b chris
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halo
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no seriously we've got 5 of them - the youngest brought 2 home from school, then the two eldest wanted some so they had another 2, but the eldest gave one away, then his g/f wanted one, so the youngest brought another two home for her . . . . then me sis wanter 2 for her b/f.
so if this question was asked then, i could have said we've got 10 of them (thankgod we aint now . . . they're really naughty . . . they cant stay still for one min
and the noise . . . . well!!!)the eldest called his villa vallo,
cant remember the others ones names (note to self - check names, might mix them up)
me sis called hers brian and spikey.
halo
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monty
Sack Sky and donate to GOT...donations are needed
no seriously we've got 5 of them - the youngest brought 2 home from school, then the two eldest wanted some so they had another 2, but the eldest gave one away, then his g/f wanted one, so the youngest brought another two home for her . . . . then me sis wanter 2 for her b/f.
so if this question was asked then, i could have said we've got 10 of them (thankgod we aint now . . . they're really naughty . . . they cant stay still for one min
the eldest called his villa vallo,
cant remember the others ones names (note to self - check names, might mix them up)
me sis called hers brian and spikey.
Don't they drink beer???
Latch
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monty
Sack Sky and donate to GOT...donations are needed
Yep, and i always volunteer to give it to them.
I bet you walk them to your local Latch.
Many years ago in Kirkcudbright I watched a lobster fight on the bar of a local boozer (Scots bloody sport), it was followed by a snail drinking contest, it wasn't what I expected when these great bloody things came out
Latch
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I bet you walk them to your local Latch.
Many years ago in Kirkcudbright I watched a lobster fight on the bar of a local boozer (Scots bloody sport), it was followed by a snail drinking contest, it wasn't what I expected when these great bloody things came out
I swear to God they are [Poor language removed] horrible Jim, apparently they live for 6 years and grow to 8".
We've only had them about two months so the worse is still to come, at the moment a slice of cucumber lasts them a couple of days but it''s only a matter of time before they will be swallowing whole lettuces'.
It's actually illegal to throw them out into the wild so we are stuck with them, but i'm telling you now as soon as they grow larger than an ordinary common garden snail the fuckers are out on their shell's one way or another. :angry:
Quick update. I am now minus one dog. I found a note on the fridge when I woke up saying he had gone to Havana in search of true love 
monty
Sack Sky and donate to GOT...donations are needed
Quick update. I am now minus one dog. I found a note on the fridge when I woke up saying he had gone to Havana in search of true love
POTD PMSL
monty
Sack Sky and donate to GOT...donations are needed
Christmas lunch starter, try them with a garlic sauce. It is true Latch that animals start looking like their owners,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,whose snails are they
Latch
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Christmas lunch starter, try them with a garlic sauce. It is true Latch that animals start looking like their owners,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,whose snails are they
Starter !, [Poor language removed], another couple of years and the bastards could replace the turkey.
As for who's snails they are, it would be ungentlemanly of me to say.
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